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I had just got in this morning. It didn’t take too long for the SCs to start off, but this one really stood out. It is ofcourse, to do with porn.
I should point out at this point that “BBC” isn’t anything to do with the BBC but rather, it stands for Big Black Cock
Got your attention now, hmm?
SC: Stupid Suckey Customer
Sam: Not me
SC: I bought this computer a week ago and last night it just cut out on me
Sam: Okay, what were you doing when it cut off
SC: Just playing a game. It must be a faulty hard drive, I demand you replace it!
Sam: I’ll just give it a quick test first, then if it’s faulty, I’ll replace it
SC: You’ll be replaceing it before I leave the store come what may
Sam: We’ll see *under his breath as he walks around the glass partition* Twat.
So Sammy powers up the laptop and right off it comes up with the “resume windows” feature which means that for whatever reason, it had been put into hibernation mode. With the position of the power switch on that model, it’s actually really easy to do without noticing. Sam presses resume and waits or the PC to load back in to windows
Next thing we know, the screen comes up, full screen and on it is a young white girl in her 20’s who has the (rather admirably large) cock of this big muscle black guy in her mouth. “Astonished” is not a word I can use to describe just how I felt....needless to say, I DID get a fit of the giggles
Sam: *Leans around the glass partition* Do you want to just come around? *Waits for the SC to get near* Do you know what windows resume is?
SC: no
Sam: Windows resume is used when windows puts it’s self into hibernation mode or is put there by someone. It brings up whatever you were doing last *Comes around the corner and points to the computer* She is clearly giving that guy a blow job. What did you say you were doing when you put it into hibernate?
SC: Ahh...erm...I was playing a game
Sam: You were defiantly playing with SOMTHING but it wasn’t a game. Stop wasting my time
The SC, rather red faced, Picked up his computer and left, swearing never to come back to our store again XD
I should point out at this point that “BBC” isn’t anything to do with the BBC but rather, it stands for Big Black Cock
Got your attention now, hmm?
SC: Stupid Suckey Customer
Sam: Not me
SC: I bought this computer a week ago and last night it just cut out on me
Sam: Okay, what were you doing when it cut off
SC: Just playing a game. It must be a faulty hard drive, I demand you replace it!
Sam: I’ll just give it a quick test first, then if it’s faulty, I’ll replace it
SC: You’ll be replaceing it before I leave the store come what may
Sam: We’ll see *under his breath as he walks around the glass partition* Twat.
So Sammy powers up the laptop and right off it comes up with the “resume windows” feature which means that for whatever reason, it had been put into hibernation mode. With the position of the power switch on that model, it’s actually really easy to do without noticing. Sam presses resume and waits or the PC to load back in to windows
Next thing we know, the screen comes up, full screen and on it is a young white girl in her 20’s who has the (rather admirably large) cock of this big muscle black guy in her mouth. “Astonished” is not a word I can use to describe just how I felt....needless to say, I DID get a fit of the giggles
Sam: *Leans around the glass partition* Do you want to just come around? *Waits for the SC to get near* Do you know what windows resume is?
SC: no
Sam: Windows resume is used when windows puts it’s self into hibernation mode or is put there by someone. It brings up whatever you were doing last *Comes around the corner and points to the computer* She is clearly giving that guy a blow job. What did you say you were doing when you put it into hibernate?
SC: Ahh...erm...I was playing a game
Sam: You were defiantly playing with SOMTHING but it wasn’t a game. Stop wasting my time
The SC, rather red faced, Picked up his computer and left, swearing never to come back to our store again XD
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