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  • #1

    Public Service Announcement:

    The next customer to take one of the card tables out of the display in furniture, instead of taking the pull tag for the table they want and having it delivered to their vehicle, will disappear without a trace.

    The next employee to sell a clearance furniture display when there are still boxed units of that item in backstock will not disappear without a trace, but positive ID will have to be made off dental records and part of a femur bone.

    That is all.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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  • #2
    What does management have to say to your coworkers when this happens? If they just shrug, then it will keep happening over and over and over... It isn't just proper training for your coworkers, they have to care first. For that to happen, it needs to be more annoying to not do things correctly. Make them do zoning or some other mind-deadening activity as punishment (you can tell I hate zoning, can't you? )
    A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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    • #3
      Go on. Tell us how you really feel.... :P
      "On a scale of 1 to banana, whats your favourite colour of the alphabet?"
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      • #4
        Irv, I can solve your problem in three words:

        Electrified furniture displays.

        That'd teach them.
        "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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        • #5
          Ya!! Like zapping the rat when it bites the cheese, eventually they'll get it, right? right????? .......i think i'll put my money on the rat ....
          Sorry, my love cannot be bought. And if it could, you obviously don't have enough in your account to do so.

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          • #6
            Quoth bainsidhe View Post
            What does management have to say to your coworkers when this happens? If they just shrug, then it will keep happening over and over and over...
            I do keep telling management about this. Nothing ever changes.

            I guess this is just their way of telling me "Shut up and go away already Irv."
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • #7
              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              I do keep telling management about this. Nothing ever changes.

              I guess this is just their way of telling me "Shut up and go away already Irv."
              This is what drives me crazy about corporate, all we ever get is talk, talk, talk...why won't somebody step up and fucking DO SOMETHING?!!
              "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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              • #8
                Quoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
                why won't somebody step up and fucking DO SOMETHING?!!
                Because that's why they hired us peons for peanuts...Corporate never DOES anything...they make others do things...
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                • #9
                  Oh please... if any task you do in retail EVER made sense, corporate would never approve it for daily use.
                  "We go through our careers and things happen to us. Those experiences made me what I am."-Thomas Keller

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