Over the river and through the woods...

[friendofjimmyk]

"...and down two blocks, he'll see the red brick house with white awnings, turn left there, go down three blocks until he sees the house with a duck pond in the front yard, then he'll want to turn right, no - turn left there, then go down the road about 1 and a quarter mile and he'll see the elementary school, now - the school is in session, so there may be a lot of traffic, but once he sees the elementary school, the next road on the left - he'll want to turn down that road - now, the houses aren't numbered, but if he takes the third driveway to the right, that's our driveway - it's a long winding driveway and when he gets to the top of the driveway, he'll have to go to the 2nd set of garages on the property - they look like a barn - that's where the car is parked.

But, now, if he's coming from the west, he'll have to leap three tall buildings in a single bound, and then..."

Okay, so the conversations aren't THAT bad but pretty darn close. I loathe when people request that we call them for directions to their location. Honestly, unless the driver can't find it, which is rare, I don't call because more often then not - the above conversation takes place leaving me either... or or