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  • #16
    No, no it's not muffin top I'm thinking of; it's actually stomach and back fat hanging OVER the muffin top that I've seen! It's even worse! It's muffin top to the 2nd power!
    "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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    • #17
      On women, nothing grosses me out more than front butts, gunts, muffin tops, and all that other stuff.

      On men, back tits are probably the most disgusting thing I can think of.

      I'm a small girl with a large chest. I will wear lower cut shirts and tanktops, but I have a little thing called self respect to not have them popping out.....or wearing skirts/shorts so short that half of my asscheeks are hanging out....actually, I'm too self conscious most of the time to wear shorts. I have quite a round rear, and it's not flat...you can imagine the butt dimples and cellulite that go with that..
      You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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      • #18
        That's a big fat resounding.....NO!
        I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
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        • #19
          In a few places that I post, such a thread would inevitably get marked as "fat phobic".

          Given that I'm a large fellow myself (300 lbs), my counter to that, which is what this thread is really about, is : SHOW SOME CLASS AND DRESS FOR YOUR BODY TYPE!
          "Sigh, I'm going to Hell.....but I'm going with a smile on my face." -- Gravekeeper

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          • #20
            Quoth Mike Taylor View Post
            In a few places that I post, such a thread would inevitably get marked as "fat phobic". Given that I'm a large fellow myself (300 lbs), my counter to that, which is what this thread is really about, is : SHOW SOME CLASS AND DRESS FOR YOUR BODY TYPE!
            Even if someone has a great body, I still don't want to see that much of it.
            "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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            • #21
              Quoth Skeen View Post
              It's called a "muffin top." Think about that for a while. When your brain reboots, you can safely vomit.
              Well, there's 'muffin tops' and there's worse.

              'Muffin tops' just make someone look like they are trying to wear jeans that are a few sizes too small.

              Worse is looking like a Shar Pei stuck in a doggie door.
              "Kamala the Ugandan Giant" 1950-2020 • "Bullet" Bob Armstrong 1939-2020 • "Road Warrior Animal" 1960-2020 • "Zeus" Tiny Lister Jr. 1958-2020 • "Hacksaw" Butch Reed 1954-2021 • "New Jack" Jerome Young 1963-2021 • "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff 1949-2021 • "Beautiful" Bobby Eaton 1958-2021 • Daffney 1975-2021

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              • #22
                Quoth LillFilly View Post
                No, no it's not muffin top I'm thinking of; it's actually stomach and back fat hanging OVER the muffin top that I've seen! It's even worse! It's muffin top to the 2nd power!
                Oh my god, they have EVOLVED!

                On a much cuter note, we had a cat once that we called "Muffin Stump" or "Muffin Nub" because she was fat with really short little legs.

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                • #23
                  Quoth Mike Taylor View Post
                  SHOW SOME CLASS AND DRESS FOR YOUR BODY TYPE!
                  Body type and style of dress doesn't really matter at all if that particular person has no class. There's a coworker at my office who's thin, well dressed in a suit and tie who on more than one occasion has walked out of the restroom before putting "it" away. It's not like he can't spare the time to pull his pants all the way back up before rushing through the door.
                  "I don't have an anger problem I have an idiot problem!" - Hank Hill

                  When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt, run around in little circles, wave your arms and shout!

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                  • #24
                    I don't know what's more indecent......women with sagging breasts and poochy bellies going braless and wearing swim tops in shopping stores, or men going around shirtless, men so fat that they have like C cup mantits and big beer bellies.
                    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                    • #25
                      Quoth blas View Post
                      or men going around shirtless, men so fat that they have like C cup mantits and big beer bellies.
                      Alright! Alright! I'll keep my shirt on.

                      Spotted at the baggage claim at the Philadelphia airport. Black. leather, over the knee, side laced boots w/6" heels. Black leather shorts, tight. "Fuzzy" vest, unfastened. Sheer, black, nylon top. Showed off everything.

                      At least she had the body for it.

                      A porter, who was about 60+ years old, was standing there with his mouth hanging open, just shaking his head. He and I were betting that she was a porn star.

                      Good thing that it was late and there were no kids around.

                      Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View Post
                      someone's five year old point and shout "LOOKIT THE LADIES' BOOBIES!!!" in the most crowded part of the store.
                      Or, maybe not...

                      One more thing. It was January and about 38 degrees outside.
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                      • #26
                        Quoth Food Lady View Post
                        Even if someone has a great body, I still don't want to see that much of it.
                        Quoted for truth. Nobody needs to cover themselves head to toe, but there's got to be some sort of happy medium!
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                        • #27
                          Quoth blas View Post
                          I'm a small girl with a large chest. I will wear lower cut shirts and tanktops, but I have a little thing called self respect to not have them popping out.....or wearing skirts/shorts so short that half of my asscheeks are hanging out....actually, I'm too self conscious most of the time to wear shorts. I have quite a round rear, and it's not flat...you can imagine the butt dimples and cellulite that go with that..
                          blas, I love you already lol I have almost the same body type!

                          My clothes consist of jeans and baggy tshirts... or if i'm getting "fancied" up to go out somewhere... jeans and a *nice* tshirt that clings a bit. My sisters are almost poster children for fashion. I'm a street urchin compared to them! I don't do *girly* all that well!
                          "FUCK NO I DON'T WANT YOUR FREAKY ALIEN MOTHERSHIP ORANGES. " - Cookiesaur
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                          • #28
                            I know I've officially become my mother when I see women like this, because the first thing that pops into my mind is, "Where the hell is her mother?"



                            Doesn't matter if the offending flasher is 6 or 60, I always wonder where her mom is and why she's not on-hand to control the offender.
                            "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                            • #29
                              Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                              ...Mirrors?
                              Nope. They don't have mirrors where they come from, apparently.

                              I vote for having a 5 year old point and laugh at anyone dressed indecently in public . . . LOUDLY for all to see and hear.
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                              • #30
                                I see this kind of thing all the time. I do event security and some events are very.... interesting
                                Good example is not too long ago I worked the CEMF (Cutting Edge Music Festival)

                                Everyone or rather all the girls were "lighly" dressed during the day. That night however 30% of the girls were topless and one REFUSED to put on a top (despite it hitting about 13 degrees celcius that night). That group was awsome though. The one guy wouldn't stop making food so we kept getting fed... All in all it was a fun night.

                                Oh might I just add that in Ontario it is legal for the lady folk to be topless. While most of the time it's the ones you don't want to see topless that do it I believe that it's a very (I hate to use the word) modern thing.
                                Telling a cop, "My taxes pay your salary!" is dumb.
                                Telling a cop you demand your shit without paying taxes is even more dumb.
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