I am gathering carts in the parking lot of my WM and a customer comes up honking his horna nd scaring me to death.
SC: Hey!!!!! Could you move your lazy ass down to the f-cking store and clear away some F-cking parking spaces.
ME: Sir, I...
SC: F-ck you get the spots cleaned or I'll have your job!! Motherf-cker!!!!
Me: <sighs, goes to the store, remarkably since there are 2 of us working all iof the spaces by the store were clean> Sir what spot do you want emptied?
SC: Stupid b-stard, that spot under the carport m-therfucker.
ME: Ah, that's the side walk sir, parking is not permitted there.
SC: Sez who?? F-cker I want a manager, i ain't gonna park no fifty feet from no building!!!!
Manager: <who was out grabbing a smoke> Sir, Parking is not permitted on the sidewalk. If you do park your car here we WILL have it towed at YOUR expense.
SC: F_CK!!!!!!!<speeds off almost hitting 2 cop cars>
(BTW: The cops stopped him later for reckless driving turns out he was stoned and drunk, while he had his kids w\him. Poor kids.)
Also while i was getting carts a African American woman buys a basketball backboard.
Me: Do you want help w/ that ma'am.<I know it's annoying but we are required to ask
>
HER: F-ckin god no!!! You stupid b-tch!!!!! You think i need help cause i am a woman you sexist piece of sh-t!!!!!!! F-ck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I wanted help I'd get it from a member of my own race, not from a f-cking c-acker like you, you h-nkie. <I turn away> What where's your KKK robe you racist b-tch???
ME: Ma'am ......
HER: Oh, does it strain you to saY ma'am h-nkie, well, guess what I am better then you and I will always be better than you because you are A USELESS PIECE SH-T !!!!! YOU ARE SOOOO STUPID THAT YOU HAVETA WORK HERE!!!!!
<I walked away, never argue with jack-sses, tht's one of my rules>
(Later this woman ran into a stop sign and hit a bush, because she was searcing for a CD on the floor board of her car, while she was driving!!
SC: Hey!!!!! Could you move your lazy ass down to the f-cking store and clear away some F-cking parking spaces.
ME: Sir, I...
SC: F-ck you get the spots cleaned or I'll have your job!! Motherf-cker!!!!
Me: <sighs, goes to the store, remarkably since there are 2 of us working all iof the spaces by the store were clean> Sir what spot do you want emptied?
SC: Stupid b-stard, that spot under the carport m-therfucker.
ME: Ah, that's the side walk sir, parking is not permitted there.
SC: Sez who?? F-cker I want a manager, i ain't gonna park no fifty feet from no building!!!!
Manager: <who was out grabbing a smoke> Sir, Parking is not permitted on the sidewalk. If you do park your car here we WILL have it towed at YOUR expense.
SC: F_CK!!!!!!!<speeds off almost hitting 2 cop cars>
(BTW: The cops stopped him later for reckless driving turns out he was stoned and drunk, while he had his kids w\him. Poor kids.)
Also while i was getting carts a African American woman buys a basketball backboard.
Me: Do you want help w/ that ma'am.<I know it's annoying but we are required to ask

HER: F-ckin god no!!! You stupid b-tch!!!!! You think i need help cause i am a woman you sexist piece of sh-t!!!!!!! F-ck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I wanted help I'd get it from a member of my own race, not from a f-cking c-acker like you, you h-nkie. <I turn away> What where's your KKK robe you racist b-tch???
ME: Ma'am ......
HER: Oh, does it strain you to saY ma'am h-nkie, well, guess what I am better then you and I will always be better than you because you are A USELESS PIECE SH-T !!!!! YOU ARE SOOOO STUPID THAT YOU HAVETA WORK HERE!!!!!
<I walked away, never argue with jack-sses, tht's one of my rules>
(Later this woman ran into a stop sign and hit a bush, because she was searcing for a CD on the floor board of her car, while she was driving!!
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