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  • Ah, the holidays

    I am gathering carts in the parking lot of my WM and a customer comes up honking his horna nd scaring me to death.

    SC: Hey!!!!! Could you move your lazy ass down to the f-cking store and clear away some F-cking parking spaces.
    ME: Sir, I...
    SC: F-ck you get the spots cleaned or I'll have your job!! Motherf-cker!!!!
    Me: <sighs, goes to the store, remarkably since there are 2 of us working all iof the spaces by the store were clean> Sir what spot do you want emptied?
    SC: Stupid b-stard, that spot under the carport m-therfucker.
    ME: Ah, that's the side walk sir, parking is not permitted there.
    SC: Sez who?? F-cker I want a manager, i ain't gonna park no fifty feet from no building!!!!
    Manager: <who was out grabbing a smoke> Sir, Parking is not permitted on the sidewalk. If you do park your car here we WILL have it towed at YOUR expense.
    SC: F_CK!!!!!!!<speeds off almost hitting 2 cop cars>
    (BTW: The cops stopped him later for reckless driving turns out he was stoned and drunk, while he had his kids w\him. Poor kids.)

    Also while i was getting carts a African American woman buys a basketball backboard.

    Me: Do you want help w/ that ma'am.<I know it's annoying but we are required to ask >
    HER: F-ckin god no!!! You stupid b-tch!!!!! You think i need help cause i am a woman you sexist piece of sh-t!!!!!!! F-ck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I wanted help I'd get it from a member of my own race, not from a f-cking c-acker like you, you h-nkie. <I turn away> What where's your KKK robe you racist b-tch???
    ME: Ma'am ......
    HER: Oh, does it strain you to saY ma'am h-nkie, well, guess what I am better then you and I will always be better than you because you are A USELESS PIECE SH-T !!!!! YOU ARE SOOOO STUPID THAT YOU HAVETA WORK HERE!!!!!
    <I walked away, never argue with jack-sses, tht's one of my rules>
    (Later this woman ran into a stop sign and hit a bush, because she was searcing for a CD on the floor board of her car, while she was driving!!

  • #2
    I would say both those people are severely mentally ill, if they jsut went off like that with no warning, particularly the second lady.
    A person who is nice to you, but not nice to the waiter is not a nice person
    - Dave Barry

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    • #3
      Quoth Crow The Robot View Post
      Me: Do you want help w/ that ma'am.<I know it's annoying but we are required to ask >
      HER: F-ckin god no!!! You stupid b-tch!!!!! You think i need help cause i am a woman you sexist piece of sh-t!!!!!!! F-ck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I wanted help I'd get it from a member of my own race, not from a f-cking c-acker like you, you h-nkie. <I turn away> What where's your KKK robe you racist b-tch???
      ME: Ma'am ......
      HER: Oh, does it strain you to saY ma'am h-nkie, well, guess what I am better then you and I will always be better than you because you are A USELESS PIECE SH-T !!!!! YOU ARE SOOOO STUPID THAT YOU HAVETA WORK HERE!!!!!
      I'm sorry, but I can really see myself saying something like:

      "You know, ma'am. Thank you. Thank you so much for putting me in my place and for keeping the dream alive. I hope you have a WONDERFUL Christmas and a Happy New Year."

      ...don't you know the first law of physics? "Anything that's fun costs at least $8.00."
      - Cartman

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      • #4
        wow, what the hell?

        the first one says 'repeat stupid offender.'

        the other is just a racist ass; what does it matter what the race/sex of someone who offers to help you? help is help, regardless; being an ass over the who is about as stupid as it can get.
        look! it's ghengis khan!
        Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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        • #5
          But wait. Wouldn't you be racist if you DIDN'T help her with her stuff? I guess you just can't win Well, don't worry, because it sounds like both those idiots got what they deserved!
          "If you are planning not to tip, please let your server know before ordering so they can decide whether or not to wait on you" - from an advice column I read some time ago

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          • #6
            That's ridiculous.

            As for Mr. "I'll have your job" - "Dude, you can HAVE it. Then I won't have to deal with idiots like you!"

            0 Coffee! Thou dost dispel all care, thou are the object of desire to the scholar. This is the beverage of the friends of God. -In Praise of Coffee, 1511

            Daranacon - because we're not crazy enough

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            • #7
              Wow. My mind is boggled. Those people are HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!! I'm ashamed to know that they are considered part of the human race.
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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              • #8
                Wow... just wow...

                It's nice to know they got their comeuppance though

                Edit: Although, it would have been nice if the second one got arrested by a white cop and tried that...
                free from the evil clutches of crappy tire

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                • #9
                  Well it's nice to know they let them out of their padded rooms to do their own Christmas shopping. Hopefully, they're locked back up now.

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                  • #10
                    Wow, stupidity and racist on the same day now that's something else.
                    The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.

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                    • #11
                      That's disturbing.
                      "Because that's how magical meteoric size-altering space goo works." IMDB Message boards.

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                      • #12
                        How you managed to not laugh in the 2nd "lady's" (not the best use of the term) face is beyond me. I think I would have about died. Perhaps next time throw her off by yelling "Yeah! Preach it sistah! We gotta stand up to the oppressors!"

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