...I am well aware that you have found yourself in desperate need of a bathroom. The fact that you obviously waited until the VERY last moment to search out that blissful relief only the porcelain god can bring is in no way my fault. Perhaps that Slurpee was just TOO much... or maybe that Indian food was just too spicy... or perhaps you (being a full grown man) have forgotten your mother's good advice of "Go before you leave the house". Whatever your stupid reasons may be for the need of a bathroom... there is really nothing I can do to change the fact that our bathroom is BROKEN. I cannot make it work, I will not unlock the door, and I promise that I have not closed it out of some well hidden malicious streak towards you personally or anyone else.
I do not have any other bathroom for YOU to use... there is one for ME to use... but you may not seat your ass upon it's cool plastic round, nor may your child... no matter how frantic his potty dance is... that is an EMPLOYEE ONLY area. NO POO FOR YOU!
Trust me, while it does bring me some sadistic glee to tell people that their bowels will find no relief in my REALM, after about an hour I want that bathroom working as much as you do... if for no other reason that it would SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP!
Thank you very much... Now go shoot yourself in the foot!
RED
*sighs* I'm really pissed at our bathroom right now... it just keeps breaking....
I do not have any other bathroom for YOU to use... there is one for ME to use... but you may not seat your ass upon it's cool plastic round, nor may your child... no matter how frantic his potty dance is... that is an EMPLOYEE ONLY area. NO POO FOR YOU!
Trust me, while it does bring me some sadistic glee to tell people that their bowels will find no relief in my REALM, after about an hour I want that bathroom working as much as you do... if for no other reason that it would SHUT YOU THE FUCK UP!
Thank you very much... Now go shoot yourself in the foot!
RED
*sighs* I'm really pissed at our bathroom right now... it just keeps breaking....
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