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Jay2K - you forgot one:
Do Not TauntHappy Fun Ball SlapOn
Do Not Taunt
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Am I the only one who immediately thought:
"SlapOn...apply directly to the clueless"
"SlapOn...apply directly to the clueless"
"SlapOn...apply directly to the clueless""I've never had a heart attack, but it isn't for my son's lack of trying." - MeComment
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Hey, J2K . . . you forgot to list the potential side effects of SlapOn:
Possible side effects include: itching, rash, hives, stomach upset, diarrhea, constipation, excessive flatulence (farting,) nervousness, sleeplessness, headaches, double and/or blurred vision, tinnitus (ringing in the ears,) joint pain, loss of liver function, cataracts, depression, disturbing or obscene thoughts, risk of heart attack or stroke, increase in libido, loss of libido, thoughts of suicide or homicide, diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, inflamed hemmerhroids, bleeding ulcers, infrequent urination, too frequent urination, lowered home value, lowered car resale value, lowered stock value, higher medical bills and anal seepage.
Please discuss with your doctor before using SlapOn to determine if the benefits outweigh the risks.
Last edited by DGoddessChardonnay; 08-31-2009, 10:05 PM.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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I can't help but notice priapism is not listed as a possible side effect. I can't pitch a product knowing it could cause boners that last for weeks without making customers aware of that fact.
If we can get that taken care of, I can offer the use of several of my co-workers for the program-length advertisement.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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Hey! At least I remembered to include the anal seepage . . . that's gotta be bad enough.Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
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Check out this cartoon from the Austin Lounge Lizards Progenitorivox: The Drugs I NeedQuoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
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