PI: Parking Idiot
Me: Would the person who owns the blue car please come to the front counter
PI: Did I leave my lights on?
Me: No. But you are parked in the No Parking Zone. (on the Sidewalk in front of our door that has numerous NO PARKING signs.) Please move your car.
PI: But I'm only going to be here a few minutes.
(Yeah, right...he had his entire family in the store, scattered in different directions)
Me: Sir, You are parked illegaly, please move your car.
PI: What is your problem?!! Why are you making such a big deal out of this?
Me: Sir, Move Your Car.
At this point several other customers have come to the front to check out and are staring at the guy.
PI: Why should I move my car?!!
Me: Sir, you are parked in the NO PARKING ZONE. Please Move Your Car NOW.
PI looks around and sees the other people staring at him.
PI: FINE! I don't know WHY you keep telling me I'm parked in the No Parking Zone...I know where I parked...I'M NOT BLIND!!!
Me: (under my breath...Illiterate then?)
Me: Would the person who owns the blue car please come to the front counter
PI: Did I leave my lights on?
Me: No. But you are parked in the No Parking Zone. (on the Sidewalk in front of our door that has numerous NO PARKING signs.) Please move your car.
PI: But I'm only going to be here a few minutes.
(Yeah, right...he had his entire family in the store, scattered in different directions)
Me: Sir, You are parked illegaly, please move your car.
PI: What is your problem?!! Why are you making such a big deal out of this?
Me: Sir, Move Your Car.
At this point several other customers have come to the front to check out and are staring at the guy.
PI: Why should I move my car?!!
Me: Sir, you are parked in the NO PARKING ZONE. Please Move Your Car NOW.
PI looks around and sees the other people staring at him.
PI: FINE! I don't know WHY you keep telling me I'm parked in the No Parking Zone...I know where I parked...I'M NOT BLIND!!!
Me: (under my breath...Illiterate then?)
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