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    So this guy comes in for a room. He wants to know our rate, and I ask him my standard questions. He asks if we have a "Trucker rate" and I, in turn, ask him if he has a CDL (which I normally need for this rate). He replies that he just drives an escort vehicle, which does not require a CDL, and does not have one.

    Well, we are rather slow tonight, and my manager is pretty adamant about selling rooms, so I tell him "OK, I'll just give you the CDL rate, no problem."

    Then I tell him the rate: $58.00. And he starts in about how ridiculously high that rate is. I tell him that the only hotel that is any cheaper is <competitor hotel> 8 miles away. So he goes on and on:

    "I'll need a receipt, and maybe they'll reimburse me." and "I've stayed in nicer hotels for half this much" and so on.

    Anyway, I ask for a DL and form of payment, and he hands me the required documents. I note the payment is a Debit card, and show him the Debit Card Policy, because this is a standard thing we do. He tells me to run it as a credit card. I tell him, "it's not how we run it, it's WHERE the money is coming from."

    See, it's become a standard proctice in hotels to over authorize Credit Cards (and by extension Debit Cards). While it varies from place to place nearly ALL hotels put in an authorization for Rate, Tax, and "incidentals". However, with a Debit card, this all comes out of the BANK, and it may take a while (10 bus. days) to be put back in.

    THIS guy is under the assumption (and not listening to my explanation) that we run it as a Debit Card (we run all cards as Credit) thus putting an additoinal charge on his account. I finally get him to listen long enough to comprehend what I'm telling him. Then he says "If we were in <his home state> I would be in my room by now."

    Now, I finally get his paper work all done, Reg. Card signed, key card made, and he asks for an upstairs room, so I accomodate. When I put him upstairs, it happens to be a smoking room, and I ask him if he would like a smoking room, or a different one.

    He responds "It better be smoking, or I would have just smoked up a non-smoking room and pissed you off."

    I replied (Brain to Mouth filter malfunction) and you would have gotten charged for the cleaning.

    He responds "Oh, no I wouldn't. You'd have put me in the wrong room."

    OK, I'll admit it was kinda hectic for a bit, and he may have said he wanted smoking and I missed it, but rather that note the SIGN ON THE DOOR, and ask for another room, he would purposely put a room out for a day or 2 for cleaning, just to be an @$$, and still think we won't charge him for it. Heh, heh. We can and will. we've done it before, and my manager, while noting the mistake, WOULD bring that up.

    He came down a few minutes later, because when I moved him rooms, I forgot to remake the key.

    SC
    "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

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    That SC needs a verbal smackdown.

    Quoth BroSCFischer View Post
    "I'll need a receipt, and maybe they'll reimburse me." and "I've stayed in nicer hotels for half this much" and so on.
    "Really? You've stayed in a nicer hotel around here for $29. Give me the name and phone number and I'll call them up right now and try to confirm and match."

    If he said that the hotel isn't around there,
    "With the CDL discount, you got something you shouldn't have received to begin with because you didn't earn your CDL."

    Quoth BroSCFischer View Post
    "If we were in <his home state> I would be in my room by now."
    "This is the (Your company name) Hotel, not the (Sucky customer's name) Hotel, not the BroSCFischer Hotel. Corporate mandates policy, not me and definitely not you. If this hotel was in your home state, you'd still be standing here at my counter doing the same exact thing."

    Quoth BroSCFischer View Post
    He responds "It better be smoking, or I would have just smoked up a non-smoking room and pissed you off."
    "Yep, I'd be scathing mad cleaning the room and charging your credit card for your mistake."

    Quoth BroSCFischer View Post
    He responds "Oh, no I wouldn't. You'd have put me in the wrong room."
    "The wrong room that has a NO SMOKING sign in it that you conveniently ignored. Riiiiiight."
    Fixing problems... one broken customer at a time.

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    • #3
      Quoth BroSCFischer View Post
      He responds "Oh, no I wouldn't. You'd have put me in the wrong room."

      SC
      Isn't it CUTE how he thinks you're intimidated by his "tough" talk?

      I had a guy get pissed because I wouldn't let him buy lottery with his debit card. Lottery transactions are cash only. Period. Debit or credit ain't happening. Not no way, not no how. Don't even ask.

      This guy leaned in to the counter, STARED into my eyes, and started demanding that I make what he wanted to happen, happen, and right goddamn now!

      I looked at him, right in the eyes, put a big, bright smile on, and said, in a big, bright cheerful voice, "SAY! Are you trying to INTIMIDATE me? Cause that's ot going to change the answer."

      And that took the wind right out of him. Fun times.
      I have a map of the world. It's actual size.

      -- Steven Wright

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      • #4
        TonyD, I love you.
        "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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