Grrr people it's very obvious where you're calling ok? I mean I say it outloud in the greeting and everything.
Pot Woman
Me= Iz Awwsome!
SW= Woman who needs to STFU, stop yelling and listen.
Me= Thank you for calling *my place* this is Officer Bramble, how may I help you?
SW= Is this *one of our divisions*?
Me= No I'm sorry this is just their dis-
SW=*cue angry yelling* I BOUGHT YOUR POTS FROM YOUR COMPANY 3 MONTHS AGO FOR MY GRANDSON *blahblah entirelifestory blahblah*
Me= Ma'am this is just the distributing center I can give you the-
SW= AND HE OPENED THEM AND THEY WEREN'T POTS THEY WERE A COOKWARE SET AND THE BOX SAID POTS AND 3 MONTHS AGO I BOUGHT THEM AND I DIDN'T LOOK CUZ THE BOX SAID POTS AND HE SAID GRAMMA THESE AREN'T POTS AND -*She goes on for all eternity. Seriously*
Me= *She pauses for breath and I jump in* Ma'am I can give you the customer service number for *the division*. They are the ones you need to talk to.
SW= *Suddenly all sweet and nice* Ok sweetie that's fine. Let me get some paper. Thank you, you're so sweet. *click*
Me*to self* Holy crap I feel sorry for whoever answers that phone.
Pay ATTENTION to my voice!!
Me= Still awwsome
NL= Not listening.. at all
Me= *Same spiel as above*
NL= Yes I NEED to speak to a manager!
Me= Ok ma'am do you have the managers name?
NL= Oh I don't know John or Josh or something.(WTF lady do you not find out who you need to talk to?)
Me= I'm sorry I don't have a manager here by that name. Are you sure you're supposed to call *my place*?
NL= YES THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID AND- Oh wait this isn't Buffalo Wild Wing? Are you sure?
Me=(Yes yes you caught me. I'm lying buy wings here!) Yes ma'am I'm sorry but this is *my place*
NL IT'S YOUR FAULT *click*(Que? WTF?)
ARGH dammit people! Flaming well listen to me when I speak! Everything would go faster if you did. ... If I could only reach through the phone and STRANGLE you..
Pot Woman
Me= Iz Awwsome!
SW= Woman who needs to STFU, stop yelling and listen.
Me= Thank you for calling *my place* this is Officer Bramble, how may I help you?
SW= Is this *one of our divisions*?
Me= No I'm sorry this is just their dis-
SW=*cue angry yelling* I BOUGHT YOUR POTS FROM YOUR COMPANY 3 MONTHS AGO FOR MY GRANDSON *blahblah entirelifestory blahblah*
Me= Ma'am this is just the distributing center I can give you the-
SW= AND HE OPENED THEM AND THEY WEREN'T POTS THEY WERE A COOKWARE SET AND THE BOX SAID POTS AND 3 MONTHS AGO I BOUGHT THEM AND I DIDN'T LOOK CUZ THE BOX SAID POTS AND HE SAID GRAMMA THESE AREN'T POTS AND -*She goes on for all eternity. Seriously*
Me= *She pauses for breath and I jump in* Ma'am I can give you the customer service number for *the division*. They are the ones you need to talk to.
SW= *Suddenly all sweet and nice* Ok sweetie that's fine. Let me get some paper. Thank you, you're so sweet. *click*
Me*to self* Holy crap I feel sorry for whoever answers that phone.
Pay ATTENTION to my voice!!
Me= Still awwsome
NL= Not listening.. at all
Me= *Same spiel as above*
NL= Yes I NEED to speak to a manager!
Me= Ok ma'am do you have the managers name?
NL= Oh I don't know John or Josh or something.(WTF lady do you not find out who you need to talk to?)
Me= I'm sorry I don't have a manager here by that name. Are you sure you're supposed to call *my place*?
NL= YES THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID AND- Oh wait this isn't Buffalo Wild Wing? Are you sure?
Me=(Yes yes you caught me. I'm lying buy wings here!) Yes ma'am I'm sorry but this is *my place*
NL IT'S YOUR FAULT *click*(Que? WTF?)
ARGH dammit people! Flaming well listen to me when I speak! Everything would go faster if you did. ... If I could only reach through the phone and STRANGLE you..
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