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T'was a dark and stormy night and our brave hero....
Ok no it wasnt, infact I don't even think it was dark out. And brave hero, who am I kidding, it was me!!!!
I was working the evening shift, training a new guy, when I received a call. Comes through on a client number, so I answer it,
Me: [opening speil]
Call: (tweenie girl sounding voice) "What are you doing?
Me: [usual wit and charm] "Working"
Call: "Oh ok."
caller hangs up. I think ok it was a bad prank call.
New guy's phone rings next, his conversation was pretty much the same, but it was a different cell number, and we could hear my caller in the background. We agree, they are egging each other on.
My phone rings once more, the same number as the first call, I note the cell number down while answer.
Me: [opening speil]
Call: (tweenie girl is back): "What are you doing?"
Me: [not caring now i know its fake] "Still working"
Call: "Ohhh ok. [next bit said inbetween giggles] I'm mass-debating ((Yes, I'm keeping it clean by using an Austin Powers Joke))
Me: You know we have your cell number dont you.
Caller hangs up, very, very quickly.
Now, I could have left it there, but.... I'm not that nice.
30 seconds later I call their cell.
Call: "Hello?"
Me : "Told you so"
Tweenie hangs up so fast I'm surprised the phone line didn't explode.
And we never heard from those numbers again
Ok no it wasnt, infact I don't even think it was dark out. And brave hero, who am I kidding, it was me!!!!
I was working the evening shift, training a new guy, when I received a call. Comes through on a client number, so I answer it,
Me: [opening speil]
Call: (tweenie girl sounding voice) "What are you doing?
Me: [usual wit and charm] "Working"
Call: "Oh ok."
caller hangs up. I think ok it was a bad prank call.
New guy's phone rings next, his conversation was pretty much the same, but it was a different cell number, and we could hear my caller in the background. We agree, they are egging each other on.
My phone rings once more, the same number as the first call, I note the cell number down while answer.
Me: [opening speil]
Call: (tweenie girl is back): "What are you doing?"
Me: [not caring now i know its fake] "Still working"
Call: "Ohhh ok. [next bit said inbetween giggles] I'm mass-debating ((Yes, I'm keeping it clean by using an Austin Powers Joke))
Me: You know we have your cell number dont you.
Caller hangs up, very, very quickly.
Now, I could have left it there, but.... I'm not that nice.
30 seconds later I call their cell.
Call: "Hello?"
Me : "Told you so"
Tweenie hangs up so fast I'm surprised the phone line didn't explode.
And we never heard from those numbers again
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