They seek me out now thay know i'm here

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

How not to pull

So today on the train home it was so packed i was stood up reading my book as a attractive woman catches my eye and starts checking me out. Now if she had decided to strike up a conversation i woulod have responded positively and even agreed to go out for a drink, but instead she decided to start grinding against me. SLOWLY. DELIBERATLY. FOR THE ENTIRE JOURNEY. Has that ever worked/ have you ever gotten a guy who said to himself "dang, a woman who rubs against strangers on trains is just what i need in a girlfriend"?

I love a good frottage story.

[energyguy]

OK, one slight nitpick... I could be wrong, I only know how it works stateside... but those 'free' student passes aren't free, they are included in the student fees that every student is required to pay... it is extremely discounted yes (due to the nature that every student is required to purchase one with their student fees)... but it sure as hell aint riding for free (once again, I am not familiar with how it works in Britain, just stateside).

the free passes are free. all students of school age get them if they live a certain distance (1.5 miles?) away from the school (door to door). The council may pay for school buses if a large number of students are in an area where the available transport is not reasonable for them to travel to school. but normal bus/train/tram travel is not paid for by the council or the students.

[Munkie]

She was rubbing against the front of my trousers, my wallet is in my back. I checked my phone & keys as i was getting off as well.

*SNICKER*

i'm sorry, i can't stop laughing. I know what you meant while you were getting off the bus, but it has so MANY connotations...

[Evil Queen]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook!

What was the title and is it good? (EQ has run out of books to read AGAIN)

[MrPibbsRevenge]

Captain, we've encountered a strange rectangular device filled with foreign symbols that seem to form what could only be words. It also seems to have an effect on life forms that open it and decipher these symbols...fascinating.

Speaking of which, I need some more of these "devices" myself.

[Akasa]

"OMG a Book" had me giggling.

[Andara Bledin]

I found that having my nose buried in a book usually shielded me from some of the lesser freaks on the bus.

It also tended to cause me to miss my stop every so often, but that's another issue.

^-.-^