Ye be warned, this post could be a little gross.
Earlier today, whilst performing the requisite tasks of my job, i felt the urge to perform one of the requisite tasks of being a living thing; take a leak, that is. As i entered the men's room, i noticed something was amiss... It took me a moment to realize what it was, but, slowly it dawned on me. ... ...someone had done a poo... in the sink.
Take a moment and let that thought settle in. Go ahead, i'll wait.
Someone crapped... in... the sink. There was a pile of crap... In the fucking sink.
We're not talking about a little bit of poop. We are talking about a very large mound of it. A proper sink-full, if you will. It took a minute before i could even move from the doorway. Finally, realization set in that i was not imagining the heaping mound of butt-offal that was befouling the sanctity of the hand washing basin, and i set about dealing with the situation. By 'dealing with the situation' i mean putting an out of order sign on the gent's door, and calling the boss.
Me: That'd be me.
TB: The Boss
Me: Hey, [boss], could you come down here? we've got a bit of a situation here.
TB: Ugh... be right down, RestaurantDude.
[enter the boss]
TB: Okay... what's the problem?
Me: Go into the gent's toilet.
TB: [enters the restroom] "What in the blue flaming hell!!?"
Me:
TB: [exits] "I'm not cleaning that up."
Me: "..."
TB: "..."
Me: "Is it not said that a good leader should never ask someone to do something that he himself is unwilling to do?"
TB: "RestaurantDude, grab some gloves and cl...."
Me"Screw off! I am NOT cleaning that, and you can't force me to. You do not pay me anywhere near enough for that"
TB: "Do you want to keep this job?"
Me: "You know the law as well as i do... You cannot make me clean up poop, and you cannot fire me for refusal to do so. Shall i get you a shovel?"
My shift was over, so i made a hasty retreat to the parking lot as my boss headed in to deal with the sink grogan. Dunno how he dealt with it, but i am sure as hell glad i didn't have to clean that crap up.
But, really, who poops in a sink?
Earlier today, whilst performing the requisite tasks of my job, i felt the urge to perform one of the requisite tasks of being a living thing; take a leak, that is. As i entered the men's room, i noticed something was amiss... It took me a moment to realize what it was, but, slowly it dawned on me. ... ...someone had done a poo... in the sink.
Take a moment and let that thought settle in. Go ahead, i'll wait.
Someone crapped... in... the sink. There was a pile of crap... In the fucking sink.
We're not talking about a little bit of poop. We are talking about a very large mound of it. A proper sink-full, if you will. It took a minute before i could even move from the doorway. Finally, realization set in that i was not imagining the heaping mound of butt-offal that was befouling the sanctity of the hand washing basin, and i set about dealing with the situation. By 'dealing with the situation' i mean putting an out of order sign on the gent's door, and calling the boss.
Me: That'd be me.
TB: The Boss
Me: Hey, [boss], could you come down here? we've got a bit of a situation here.
TB: Ugh... be right down, RestaurantDude.
[enter the boss]
TB: Okay... what's the problem?
Me: Go into the gent's toilet.
TB: [enters the restroom] "What in the blue flaming hell!!?"
Me:
TB: [exits] "I'm not cleaning that up."
Me: "..."
TB: "..."
Me: "Is it not said that a good leader should never ask someone to do something that he himself is unwilling to do?"
TB: "RestaurantDude, grab some gloves and cl...."
Me"Screw off! I am NOT cleaning that, and you can't force me to. You do not pay me anywhere near enough for that"
TB: "Do you want to keep this job?"
Me: "You know the law as well as i do... You cannot make me clean up poop, and you cannot fire me for refusal to do so. Shall i get you a shovel?"
My shift was over, so i made a hasty retreat to the parking lot as my boss headed in to deal with the sink grogan. Dunno how he dealt with it, but i am sure as hell glad i didn't have to clean that crap up.
But, really, who poops in a sink?
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