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  • #31
    Quoth customersruinmylife View Post

    As for the nosey bitch, she snubbed me every time she saw me for the rest of the week. It was hilarious, she actually stuck her nose in the air every time I walked near her.
    And you wept bitterly because of that, right?
    I was not hired to respond to those voices.

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    • #32
      Quoth poofy_puff View Post
      And you wept bitterly because of that, right?
      I did. I got down on my hands and knees and begged for forgiveness, and promised to keep her up to date with everything that was going on in my life from that moment on.

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      • #33
        "Wow, lady. You have got some MONSTER nose goblins up in there. You might wanna have those looked at before they eat any more of your brain!"
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        • #34
          Quoth poofy_puff View Post
          And you wept bitterly because of that, right?
          If she did cry, I"m sure they were tears of joy.

          Customersruinmylife, are you out of there, yet? I remember you saying that you were on the way out.
          "500 bucks, that's almost a million!"
          ~Curly from the 3 Stooges

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          • #35
            Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
            The co-worker that took over after I left is apparently being eyed up for a promotion as well.
            And deserves it.

            I'm very, very glad your mother's okay.
            Seshat's self-help guide:
            1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
            2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
            3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
            4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

            "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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            • #36
              Quoth EricKei View Post
              "Wow, lady. You have got some MONSTER nose goblins up in there. You might wanna have those looked at before they eat any more of your brain!"
              If only someone actually said that to her!

              CRML, I'm really glad your mother is okay.
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              • #37
                Quoth Tito View Post
                If she did cry, I"m sure they were tears of joy.

                Customersruinmylife, are you out of there, yet? I remember you saying that you were on the way out.
                CRML is a guy.
                I was not hired to respond to those voices.

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                • #38
                  I think that probably would have been my final "I MUST CLEANSE HUMANITY" moment. Right before I started setting fires.

                  How does your business attract these creatures anyway? Have you checked the basement for some sort of black obelisk or remnants of an Indian graveyard?

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                  • #39
                    Quoth Gravekeeper View Post

                    How does your business attract these creatures anyway? Have you checked the basement for some sort of black obelisk or remnants of an Indian graveyard?
                    Well, the pub is on the main street of the town, and we have the misfortune of being the least expensive pub, so we attract the benefit hoarders and the ex-cons who want a drink.

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                    • #40
                      Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                      Well, the pub is on the main street of the town, and we have the misfortune of being the least expensive pub, so we attract the benefit hoarders and the ex-cons who want a drink.
                      I'm thinking that place needs to raise it's prices by a bit. They'd likely make more money (a higher percentage of sales would be profit) and have to deal with the most expensive and least profitable customers who might find somewhere else to plague.

                      ^-.-^
                      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                      • #41
                        Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
                        I'm thinking that place needs to raise it's prices by a bit. They'd likely make more money (a higher percentage of sales would be profit) and have to deal with the most expensive and least profitable customers who might find somewhere else to plague.

                        ^-.-^
                        Certain chains pride themselves on having the lowest prices in town, and have comparison charts (them v. other chains) to show this, I fear this may be one of these chains.
                        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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