My kitchen!

[purple]

So last night a group of about 10 drunk people turn up (18-22 year olds). The first person from this group who orders is abusive and also just annoying to deal with, tries to tell me I’m paying for his food then tries to pay multiple times with $2 (order was $5). I finally get his order taken and paid for as well as the next few peoples orders.

Go to put some product down and when I turn back he has jumped the counter and is walking across the kitchen. Security notices what is happening and drags him out and manger calls the cops.

While waiting for the cops to arrive we are of course holding off on giving him his food which is making him more abusive but we need a way of keeping him there. At one point he threatens to show one of my co-workers his parts unless we give him his food.

Cops turn up pretty quickly (prob 20 minutes) and he ended up with a 2 year trespassing order, so at least a happy ending.

[South Texan]

At one point he threatens to show one of my co-workers his parts unless we give him his food.

In hopes of getting them batter-dipped and fried?

Hey, to each his own, I guess.


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[DGoddessChardonnay]

In hopes of getting them batter-dipped and fried?

Hey, to each his own, I guess.


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That or grilled. Take your pick.

Course he was probably half-baked before he showed up in the first place.

[Andara Bledin]

Course he was probably half-baked before he showed up in the first place.

Belligerence like that means he was more tanked than baked.

^-.-^

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Belligerence like that means he was more tanked than baked.

^-.-^

Come to think of it, marinated might have been a better word . . .but by the time he left, he was stewed.

Either that or I need to lay off the puns tonight.

[XCashier]

In hopes of getting them batter-dipped and fried?

Parts that small would just fall through the holes in the fryer basket.

[Lace Neil Singer]

. At one point he threatens to show one of my co-workers his parts unless we give him his food.

With a microscope to hand?

[Nashida]

Come to think of it, marinated might have been a better word . . .but by the time he left, he was stewed.

Either that or I need to lay off the puns tonight.

Why did I hear that a la O'Malley from Aristocats?

"Basted? He's been marinated in it!"

[Keiara]

At one point he threatens to show one of my co-workers his parts unless we give him his food.

I'm sorry I left my 1000000 power microscope at home today

[42_42_42]

"Go ahead, I need a good laugh"

[NateTheChops]

"By the way, boss, a customer just reminded me we need baby carrots, cherry tomatoes, and pretzal sticks."

[Nyx]

Customer: *shows said bits*
Co-worker: "Sorry, we don't have buns small enough for your hot-dog sir."

[Sheldonrs]

Well when I show my parts I want a happy ending too!

[PepperElf]

hmm showing the parts.
the in me would want to say...

"Sure show me the parts. I'll show you my squirt bottle of habeñero sauce."

[Jay 2K Winger]

hmm showing the parts.
the in me would want to say...

"Sure show me the parts. I'll show you my squirt bottle of habeñero sauce."

Not painful enough. You need to get one of those 1,000,000+ scoville hot sauces and splash liberally.