Bi-Sexual Clown Slut

[Soulstealer]

Hey, don't feel insulted! We're not that bad.

I didn't say you were. I just don't like being mistaken for something I'm not and it just makes it more obvious that I've spent so much time out of my own country that I've lost my accent and I don't have one of my own so much as a mutt of an accent. Sadly ever since arriving in the UK I've been asked if I was French a lot more. Maybe I should hang out with the French students so there won't be more mistakes.

[Racket_Man]

is the Bi-Sexual Clown Slut anything like a Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual Translyvanna AKA Dr. Frank N. Furter????????

[tropicsgoddess]

*shudder* Harold sounds a lot like John Wayne Gacy. *shudder*

I thought the same thing....man that guy sounded like a real creep. *snerk* Bisexual Clown Slut....

[Kali]

cavalcade

I just cannot read/hear/say/think this word anymore without an instant mental montage of animal masturbation.

Anyone who understands why, you're awesome. Anyone who doesn't... uh... please ignore.

[depechemodefan]

Safety Procedures

Me: “Are you calling to place an order?”
SC: “Hi.”
Me: “Hi, are you calling to place an order?”
SC: “How are you?!”
Me: “Pretty good, are you calling to place an order?”
SC: “I'm good too!"
Me: "Yes, are you calling to place an order?"
SC: "Yes!"

I had someting like that happen to me once (while answering phones at work)
me: This is the blah blah blah library, how may I help you?
sc: good-afternoon.
me: how can I help you?
sc: good afternoon!
me: good afternoon.

I felt like Emily Post wanted to smack me down. And it was a guy.

But to hear? I'm pretty sure you can hear us coming from miles away, like whalesong.

You go to Germany and the train is so quiet, I actually thought pe
Ther are places where people speak quietly!!!! And here I was thinking all this loud talking in the library was from rude people! It just means they're Americans! Acutally, I still think it's rude people. Today I asked a guy to lower his voice and he says, "this is my natural voice."



people were just not talking. Turns out they just talk real softly.

I've had people ask me if I was French. I nearly punched them.

I once had a table I was waiting on ask me if I was Russian.

I had people ask me after seeing me:
Are you from India.
Are you Indian.
Are you Native American.
Are you Jewish.
Are you French.
Are you Mexican.

I don't like the Mexican one, because the people who say that usually say "Mexican" to my face like an explicative. Also, there are more than one country in the Western Hemispeare that has Hispanic people.

The people who ask me if I'm Jewish actually don't ask. Typical conversation:
sc: Are you Jewish?
me: no
sc: you must be Jewish.
me: I am not.
sc: but you have a Jewish nose.

*sigh* Unless you have a Ph degree in Antropology (or geneology, and you did my family tree and can prove it) don't tell me what I am.

[Broomjockey]

I just cannot read/hear/say/think this word anymore without an instant mental montage of animal masturbation.

Swaim and Clippy?

[Kali]

Swaim and Clippy?

<3

[EricKei]

I also hope that my presence here might somewhat debunk the myth according to which French people can't be bothered to learn any other language.

It does, indeed I would say that you speak...er, type... English better than some of the people I know who have been speaking/writing the language all of their lives, and many of those whom I have only "met".

So, no worries ^_^

[Cymberleah]

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...59Q2JG20091027

Why do I get the feeling that this man is related to this post?