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    This started off as a Brain Burp but the guy had a really bad attitude and disrespectful tone.

    SC came directly from the entrance to the Service Desk and demanded to know where our "memory devices" were. As a side note, I really hate it when people walk in an demand to know where something is before they even look. If you're going to do this, at least ask politely.

    Me: What kind were you looking for?

    SC: Memory.....memory devices.

    Me: OK, but what type? A flash drive? A memory card for your camera?---

    SC: Memory. Storage. Devices.

    (OK, that eliminates RAM, but doesn't really help all that much).

    Me: Yes sir, but could you be more specific? What will you be using it for?

    SC: Computers.

    Me: I understand that, but what is it exactly that you want? A thumb drive? A hard drive? They are all in different places, so--

    SC (angrily): MEMORY. STORAGE. DEVICES!!!!

    OK, two can play at this game. You want to act like I'M the idiot, then you can help yourself.

    Me: Camera cards are there *points*.......falsh drives and portable hard drives are over here *walks over to them* and desktop hard drives are two aisles down. Will there be anything else?

    SC:.....................................

    Me: Sir?

    SC *visibly irritated*: OK.

    I walked away.
    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

    RIP Plaidman.

  • #2
    Maybe he wanted something from www.downloadshitintoyourbrain.com so that he could store his wonderful personality to share with generations to come...
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    • #3
      either that or he's one of the people who mixes up "memory" and "storage space"
      and was actually looking for hard drives or something like that

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      • #4
        I'd have pointed him to the photo albums. They are for storing memories, correct?

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        • #5
          Could have shown him a pickling jar and tell him to put his brain into it because it would probably be a marvel of modern medicine that someone that stupid was actually breathing....

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          • #6
            Quoth EricKei View Post
            Maybe he wanted something from www.downloadshitintoyourbrain.com so that he could store his wonderful personality to share with generations to come...
            Sounds like he already has quite enough shit between his ears.
            Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

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            • #7
              Quoth HYHYBT View Post
              Sounds like he already has quite enough shit between his ears.
              Well what do you expect, it sounds like he had a case of his cranium being inserted into his rectum.

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              • #8
                Quoth Dave1982 View Post
                SC (angrily): MEMORY. STORAGE. DEVICES!!!!
                BE. SPECIFIC. DUMBASS!!!!

                Goofy music!
                Old tech junk!

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