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My husband completely owned this drunk lady. He gets away with the craziest stuff.
This drunk lady walked up to my husband (who is on the clock and wearing a bright red uniform) and his friend and was snarky/drunk and said:
SC: Oh, look it's tweedle dee and tweedle DUMB!
Without missing a beat my husband answered:
Hubbie: Oh, look it's an over used Vagina!
The SC laughed because she was too drunk to get that he had just insulted her. I laughed my ass off.
Also:
Hubbie was walking out of the bathroom (still on the clock and in uniform) and about six feet away he hears this:
SC: Excuse me!! How dare you! You almost ran into me!
Hubbie:
Um, I'm sorry. I didn't see you...
Even though he was confused since he was NOwhere near her!
SC: You are some the rudest people I have ever laid my eyes on and I will report all of you!
She continues to rant and rave. All the other ppl around her have wtf faces on and my hubbie finally gets sick of her.
Hubbie: Well if would help if you wore your glasses!
SC: Excuse me!?
Hubbie: My name is (yelled his name) !!!!
She wasn't even near him and yelled at the wrong person. He walked away cuz why the hell should he get yelled at because she's an idiot?
This drunk lady walked up to my husband (who is on the clock and wearing a bright red uniform) and his friend and was snarky/drunk and said:
SC: Oh, look it's tweedle dee and tweedle DUMB!
Without missing a beat my husband answered:
Hubbie: Oh, look it's an over used Vagina!
The SC laughed because she was too drunk to get that he had just insulted her. I laughed my ass off.
Also:
Hubbie was walking out of the bathroom (still on the clock and in uniform) and about six feet away he hears this:
SC: Excuse me!! How dare you! You almost ran into me!
Hubbie:
Um, I'm sorry. I didn't see you...Even though he was confused since he was NOwhere near her!
SC: You are some the rudest people I have ever laid my eyes on and I will report all of you!
She continues to rant and rave. All the other ppl around her have wtf faces on and my hubbie finally gets sick of her.
Hubbie: Well if would help if you wore your glasses!
SC: Excuse me!?
Hubbie: My name is (yelled his name) !!!!
She wasn't even near him and yelled at the wrong person. He walked away cuz why the hell should he get yelled at because she's an idiot?
I love that she laughed when she got completely insulted. Priceless.
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