Scrapyard Stories (WARNING: quite long with some icky parts (clearly pre-marked))

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Sir, I find your anecdotes to be very amusing and most deserving of some of the highest accolades that we as humble members of this forum can offer you. Your posts are in the same class as other of our more "colorful" members of this forum and as such are added to my personal list of people of interest here at Customers Suck.

If you have more, I would be delighted to read them.

Mongo Skruddgemire