Irony? [NSFW + Please don't hate me]

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Please, PLEASE don't hate me for this one

Plu-lease! I write porn for the sheer fun of it. Even have a couple of stories on BDSMLibrary.

So you write it and get paid. Dude, good on ya there mate.

Which is good, because if I'm going to have a creepy guy who bugs me every couple weeks about writing porn for him, I'd hate to think he was CRAZY.

Crazy person money spends as well as normal person money.

He thinks its sexist.

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Let me repeat this. He is paying me forty dollars to write pointless femtorture stories AND THEN COMPLAINS THAT THEY ARE SEXIST.

Uhm...I think my brain just gave me the Blue Screen of Death. Give me a minute while I reboot it.

But please, PLEASE don't commission me for a story series about degrading people and then complain that they are, in fact, degraded. THAT IS THE ENTIRE POINT.

Ok, in this guy's defense, you've been on Customer's Suck long enough to understand that complaining that the customer got what they wanted...is sadly par for the course. They ask for a cold drink and it's too cold for them. They ask for a steaming cup of Coffee/tea/Chocolate and it will be too hot for them.

You should have realized this by now...unless this is your first time dealing with that ugly truth of humanity first hand in which I say "Trust me, the first time is the hardest. It gets less painful do deal with as time passes. After a while I assure you, you'll be giving them the 'what the fuck are you smoking?' look in no time."

[SG15Z]

Please do not yiff the bears.

[Hyena Dandy]

How do you even get into the "writing furry porn for profit" industry?

1) Write furry porn

2) Get people who like it

3) Tell them you'll let them pay you to write it

4) Take their requests

5) Write it

6) Avoid a ??? Profit joke

7) Roll in the dough!

You should have realized this by now...unless this is your first time dealing with that ugly truth of humanity first hand in which I say "Trust me, the first time is the hardest. It gets less painful do deal with as time passes. After a while I assure you, you'll be giving them the 'what the fuck are you smoking?' look in no time."

Yes, I've experienced it before. But... This one sorta kills me. I mean, think of it this way. The point of chilled coffee is that its coffee first, so the chilled can be too chilled. The point of hot tea is that its tea first, hot second. The point of femtorture is that it is torture of women. YOU SHOULD NOT BE COMPLAINING, THEREFORE, WHEN WOMEN ARE TORTURED THEREIN.

[bunnyboy]

And if it doesn't move/exist, yiff it until it does?

The Foxes motto? *snerks* hmmm we might have to be careful not sure how many get the species jokes here... and now I'm still going >.< due to the RF 09 conbook...

[Antisocial_Worker]

Thank you for the new signature, Hyena.

[elsporko]

1) Write furry porn

2) Get people who like it

3) Tell them you'll let them pay you to write it

4) Take their requests

5) Write it

6) Avoid a ??? Profit joke

7) Roll in the dough!

So theres no central office you can send a resume to

[Hyena Dandy]

Welcome, Haunted *is sigged*

So theres no central office you can send a resume to

Yes there is. Its called Yiffstar. Its funny, though, you have to submit a lot of resumes, and they're all in the form of stories.


That or get really lucky and have crazy guys fanboy you from day one.

[EricKei]

Thank you for the new signature, Hyena.
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DAMN YOU JANE AUSTEN! -- Hyena Dandy

I've gotta keep that one in mind, but for totally different reasons. I've had to read more than one of her sadistic torture manuals literary classics over the years...