How dumb do you think I am?

[Nurian]

You know, sometimes when I call people, I wonder if I'm fighting natural selection.

How dumb do you think I am?
LADY: Hello?
Me: Hi, this is (company). May I speak to (customer)?
LADY: ...uh....no one's here....
Me:...wait, what?
LADY: <CLICK>

Did she really think I would be so dumb as to fall for "No one's here"? I'm not a Looney Tunes character!

"Why do you do this?"
GUY: Why do you do this?
ME: I'm sorry?
GUY: Why do you call first? Why not send out the supplies automatically?
ME: Well, you can sign-
GUY: And what? sign mountains of paperwork? <bitch, bitch, rant, blah blah>
ME: Sir, bottom line, if you need these supplies, we need to call. Otherwise contact the local center.
GUY: Alright, whatever.
ME: <verify address, it's one digit off>
GUY: THAT"S NOT EVEN CLOSE! <bitch, bitch, rant, rant>
ME: Right, Sir. I'll get this out. Good day.
GUY: <CLICK!>

Some people piss me off....

[Bramble]

OW! MY BRAIN! Wow lady you is one duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb turducken!

[Hyena Dandy]

Maybe she was a kid who just sounded young? No-one's here meant no adults were here? I've said that sometimes when the family's in Maine. I'll say, "Yeah, nobody's here, they're all out of state"

Its assumed that the person talking isn't out of state.

[Utter_iMADNESS]

"Why do you do this?"
...
ME: <verify address, it's one digit off>
GUY: THAT"S NOT EVEN CLOSE! <bitch, bitch, rant, rant>
...

Maybe you should've kept the original address and apologised for calling him.