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[Supermarket Slave Girl]

Maybe the extra sausage and white sauce?

And there I go breaking rule number 1 dammit!

[EvilEmpryss]

Of course, if that is the case, the caller is still an idiot for not muting/turning down the volume on his tv/pausing the dvd!

With dialogue written by a horny teenage boy and music composed by his garage band, who watches porn with the volume on?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Someone called whilst having sex. After hearing the slap-slap-slap and the woman moaning, I felt too uncomfortable, so I just hung up and answered the next line.

It would've been fitting for the guy to have called a taco place.

And that's all I've got

[fireheart]

And there I go breaking rule number 1 dammit!

I think I'm slowly taking over from Sheldonrs

although this thread really had it coming....

[Fryk]

It would've been fitting for the guy to have called a taco place.

And that's all I've got

That wouldn't have been fitting, it would have been redundant. Or at worst, cheating.

[Imogene]

WHY IN THE FUCK did he order pizza and then get busy???????"

"You've got thirty minutes!"
"But what'll we do with the other twenty-nine?"
Stupid commercial...

[nuthing12]

Actually a cell phone does work like that. You can program a phone number into it while still speaking on the line to the person giving out the number.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

That wouldn't have been fitting, it would have been redundant. Or at worst, cheating.

Depends on who's taco we're talking about here . . . the one his sausage was giving the "sour cream" to or another one without the "fixings."

[AnqeiicDemise]

With dialogue written by a horny teenage boy and music composed by his garage band, who watches porn with the volume on?

I do. Hearing a woman moan is sexy.

Hearing a guy moaning and grunting while trying to book a vacation because he's getting his knob polished at the same time that he's talking to me is NOT my idea of sexy.

[Fryk]

Try turning the volume off on the porn, and replacing it with a recording of an opera performance. You'd be surprised how often they mesh up.