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  • #16
    Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
    Here’s a novel suggestion: Stop breaking the law.
    ...ass hole!


    Quoth El Pollo Guerrera View Post
    GK, as much as I enjoy your stories of life in the Big City, I feel sorry for your pain.

    You need a healing potion.
    Can't... quite... read... middle bottle...
    In other news, Frys has mana and health potions. Mmm, raspberry mana...
    "I call murder on that!"

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    • #17
      Juwl beat me to it. *pout*

      Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
      I am not a leprechaun and you cannot ensure that you get me pot o’ gold by merely capturing me and forcing me to reveal its closely guarded location.
      Another hope crushed.
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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      • #18
        Interestingly enough, I live about 10 miles away from San Quentin State Prison. I'll tell you if I ever hear about Prince Charles (or his ass) being sent there. Maybe I'll take photos.

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        • #19
          I wouldn't expect you to know from hearing it, but it is "San Quentin".

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          • #20
            Quoth Juggler View Post
            I wouldn't expect you to know from hearing it, but it is "San Quentin".
            Right, it's been pointed out:
            Quoth Jester View Post
            I feel I have to point out to you that the California state prison you are referencing is San Quentin. NOT San Quinton.
            So can we cruise past that now?
            Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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            • #21
              Quoth Juwl View Post
              Can't... quite... read... middle bottle...
              In other news, Frys has mana and health potions. Mmm, raspberry mana...
              "Bigby's Crushing Thirst Destroyer".
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              • #22
                WTF? I'd've hung up on him immediately after the word "ass" in the first question. Why'd he get the opportunity to ask two more?
                Probably morbid curiousity.

                I'm more interested in Prince Harry's ass...


                What... He's cute...
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                • #23
                  Quoth Aethian View Post
                  Ladies of the GK club, we need to get together and baby the man. Whose with me?
                  I am.


                  I always feel GK's pain.

                  Even while I'm laughing at his disgustingly clever wording!!
                  Teach a SC to fish... and they will whine about you not catching, filleting, frying, and serving it up on a silver platter for them. - EvilEmpryss

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                    Apologies for being late. I was badly damaged when I arrived home and required a few hours of curled in a ball regaining HP.
                    I understand that some money and some time in a quiet place and a squeaky car will help that.

                    But you have to acquire a car for it to work...
                    Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                    That was till I reached the summit and rounded the corner….and there lay the broken, writhing form of what I believe is termed a sk8terboi.
                    I'm just wondering how you managed to get your fingers to type out "sk8terboi" and then continued with so little obvious derision. Although, the apparent anguish and anticipation of the upcoming YouTube debut might have something to do with it.
                    Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                    My Injuries Are Deep
                    Hopefully, the cat will not, while you sleep unsuspecting, make them any deeper for your abandonment of her and delaying the appointed time of her treats.
                    Quoth Aethian View Post
                    Ladies of the GK club, we need to get together and baby the man. Whose with me?
                    Yeah, like he wouldn't run at the sight of us coming to his aid. Pft.

                    He's so proud of his proclaimed troll-like appearance, he's not about to let us prove otherwise.
                    Quoth Jester View Post
                    I at first though it was a typo, but since you typed it the same way twice, plus a third time in the title, I feel I have to point out to you that the California state prison you are referencing is San Quentin. NOT San Quinton.
                    You know that. I know that. After what he's been through, I'm not sure GK really cares, since he got his point accross.
                    Quoth Jester View Post
                    I do.

                    They waited a loooooong time for that damn pizza!
                    And they probably called the pizza place and bitched them out for not getting it to them.
                    Quoth Hyena Dandy View Post
                    What... He's cute...
                    You are not wrong there. And that smile....

                    ^-.-^
                    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                    • #25
                      Count me in on that GK babying fest! I just put on some cherry lip gloss

                      Quoth Hyena Dandy View Post
                      I'm more interested in Prince Harry's ass...
                      Lucky for you, I hear that they're planning a biopic on him! Though I'm more of a Prince William girl, myself... ;p
                      !
                      "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Gravekeeper View Post

                        ……..Are you.....are you crying? Because I assure you tears have utterly no affect on me in any regard. My black heart sucks them up like a Bounty sheet on a Kool-aid spill. .


                        I cut and paste that into an email and shared it with my coworkers! That's a priceless line right there!
                        "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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