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And the stupidity keeps on going. We at retardshack.com have a couple of GPS units, as well as a few refurbished ones. These refurbished ones are available because the new ones are expensive.
CS: Cheap bastard
D: Evil techie
*MBT*: oh yeah, there will be MBTs
D: Thank you for calling retardshack.com, my name is Deceptitech, may I have your name please?
CS: Bob *****
D: What can I do for you today Bob?
CS: I want to know, do you have the GPS system?
D: Yes we do, we carry it new, and refurbished.
CS: What is the price difference in them?
D: The new one is 599, the refurbished one is 299.
CS: Can i get the new one for the refurbished price?
D: No, that's why we carry the refurbished one.
*MBT*: If you want the new one, pay for the new one.
CS: Why not? your competitor carries the new one for the lower price.
(looks up on competitor site, it is also refurbished)
*MBT*: You cheap ass, you're lying so you can get it anyway.
D: I see their site, and they have the refurbished unit there for the same price.
*MBT*: i'm not gonna give in here.
CS: I want the new one at the refurbished price. you can't price match it?
*MBT*: How does it feel to want?
D: Sir, the unit we have for 299 is refurbished. now there is no one selling the new one for that price, not even through the manufacturer. We do not price match throuogh competitors.
CS: You will sell me a new one at the refurbished price. i think you should.
*MBT*: I think you should go *&## yourself, but i can't tell you this.
D: I'm sorry sir, but that is not possible.
CS: Give me your manager now. i want to talk to your supervisor you @$$hole.
D: Sir, you need not speak at me like this, but I will get a manager for you.
(places customer on hold, gets manager, who laughs that this guy is so demanding. he decides to speak with the asshat, which i prepare the transfer.)
D: i have the manager on the other line, allow me to transfer you to him.
CS: Then do it you retard.
*MBT*: I know ho you are, and I have a gun asshole*
(transferred the call)
I really needed a drink, and it's the first call of the day.
CS: Cheap bastard
D: Evil techie
*MBT*: oh yeah, there will be MBTs
D: Thank you for calling retardshack.com, my name is Deceptitech, may I have your name please?
CS: Bob *****
D: What can I do for you today Bob?
CS: I want to know, do you have the GPS system?
D: Yes we do, we carry it new, and refurbished.
CS: What is the price difference in them?
D: The new one is 599, the refurbished one is 299.
CS: Can i get the new one for the refurbished price?
D: No, that's why we carry the refurbished one.
*MBT*: If you want the new one, pay for the new one.
CS: Why not? your competitor carries the new one for the lower price.
(looks up on competitor site, it is also refurbished)
*MBT*: You cheap ass, you're lying so you can get it anyway.
D: I see their site, and they have the refurbished unit there for the same price.
*MBT*: i'm not gonna give in here.
CS: I want the new one at the refurbished price. you can't price match it?
*MBT*: How does it feel to want?
D: Sir, the unit we have for 299 is refurbished. now there is no one selling the new one for that price, not even through the manufacturer. We do not price match throuogh competitors.
CS: You will sell me a new one at the refurbished price. i think you should.
*MBT*: I think you should go *&## yourself, but i can't tell you this.
D: I'm sorry sir, but that is not possible.
CS: Give me your manager now. i want to talk to your supervisor you @$$hole.
D: Sir, you need not speak at me like this, but I will get a manager for you.
(places customer on hold, gets manager, who laughs that this guy is so demanding. he decides to speak with the asshat, which i prepare the transfer.)
D: i have the manager on the other line, allow me to transfer you to him.
CS: Then do it you retard.
*MBT*: I know ho you are, and I have a gun asshole*
(transferred the call)
I really needed a drink, and it's the first call of the day.
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