So yesterday was the first day of our Super Duper Uber Mega Super Stupendous Lowest Prices of the Season Sale. As you can imagine, the swamp was a madhouse for most of the day. Bet I get grilled on why the morning autopulls are so high later. But I digress.
Anyhow, one of my many carryouts for the day was a storage cabinet. The customer started out on the wrong foot by pulling me aside as I was returning from another carryout, and asking me to bring her the cabinet before she even had checked out. I just told her to go through the register and they'd call me anyway.
Finally the call came, I retrieved the cabinet, and the customer rolled up in her Chevy Cavalier, along with her baby daddy and the baby in the back seat.
Obviously, the cabinet did not fit in the trunk. She asked me for some string, and I went behind the service desk to try and locate some, but there was none there.
So the customer decided now would be a good time to start cussing at baby daddy. "Christ fucking sakes, it might fit if your trunk wasn't such a shithole."
And then baby daddy, standing right next to his baby momma, decided that would be a good time to cock his hand back like he was going to belt her one. "Yeah, go hit me right in front of all these fucking people."
Finally, they decided to roll down the back windows, set the cabinet on top of the rolled down windows so it was hanging out both windows, and drive home with the baby in baby momma's lap.
I sure meet the idiots in this job.
Anyhow, one of my many carryouts for the day was a storage cabinet. The customer started out on the wrong foot by pulling me aside as I was returning from another carryout, and asking me to bring her the cabinet before she even had checked out. I just told her to go through the register and they'd call me anyway.
Finally the call came, I retrieved the cabinet, and the customer rolled up in her Chevy Cavalier, along with her baby daddy and the baby in the back seat.
Obviously, the cabinet did not fit in the trunk. She asked me for some string, and I went behind the service desk to try and locate some, but there was none there.
So the customer decided now would be a good time to start cussing at baby daddy. "Christ fucking sakes, it might fit if your trunk wasn't such a shithole."
And then baby daddy, standing right next to his baby momma, decided that would be a good time to cock his hand back like he was going to belt her one. "Yeah, go hit me right in front of all these fucking people."
Finally, they decided to roll down the back windows, set the cabinet on top of the rolled down windows so it was hanging out both windows, and drive home with the baby in baby momma's lap.
I sure meet the idiots in this job.
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