How Could He Not Know

[RavenStarr]

So I had a guy come through my line last night. He set his stuff down on the counter. I went to look down and grab one of the items to scan when I notice he had a hole in the crotch of his pants. Not just a small hole, but a huge gaping hole. He also wasn't wearing underwear. So by now it's pretty obvious what I saw. The worst part was he just kept standing there talking. I mean seriously how could he not know it was chilly outside.

[HYHYBT]

I once wandered around Sam's Club for about an hour while they changed my tires, with the seam down the back of my pants open from belt to leg. I'd thought I'd thrown that pair away, and didn't realize I was wearing them until I went to take them off.

Fortunately I *was* wearing underwear

I don't think I've been back to Sam's Club since, though.

[Sabbarin]

This is just my suspicious mind but maybe it was deliberate. He got the thrill of exposing himself but if called on it, 'he didnt know'.

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

Yeah. Ahhhh, he knew.

[marlovino]

I mean seriously how could he not know it was chilly outside.

How did u know it was chilly?

[Sheldonrs]

...I don't think I've been back to Sam's Club since, though.

Kind of makes me want to see "Sam's *CLUB*" now.

[Andara Bledin]

The worst part was he just kept standing there talking. I mean seriously how could he not know it was chilly outside.

I'm very sorry to say that I know the answer to this. He's used to going commando under loose/light pants, so it doesn't really feel any different.

The worst part is the only person I've ever witnessed walking about in such a condition was my father.

Brain Bleach! Stat!

*whimper*

^-.-^

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Jeez, quite a mosquito bite you got there.

Oh, I'm sorry, that's a penis? My bad."