Textbook Hell is for...porn...? 0.o or "Wherein Lupo's brain attempts sepukuu again"

[jedimaster91]

Let me guess: Gibbs makes out with an Ewok, am I right?

No, but I could see a Ziva/Anakin. Maybe a Gibbs/Aayla Secura?

[fireheart]

Well since nobody minds the song...

Textbook Hell is for porn (What?)
Textbook Hell is for porn (Trekkie!)
Why do you think the store was born?
Porn, porn, PORN!!!!!


I’m really glad we have this store right here...(FOR PORN!)
Which gives me untold opportunities (For por—oops, sorry)
I can run around the shop (For ---)
Wielding a lot of Clorox
Until I've had enough and I'm ready to stop (FOR PORN!!)

Textbook Hell is for porn! (Noooo)
Textbook Hell is for porn! (trekkie)
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!


Lupo: That’s gross you’re a pervert

Trekkie: Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster

Lupo: NO really, you're an idiot
Normal people don’t go into a store and look for pornography.

Trekkie: Ohhhh?

Lupo: What?!

Trekkie: You have no idea
Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready

TREKKIE
Let me hear it!

Textbook Hell is for porn! (Sorry!)
Textbook Hell is for porn! (I masturbate!)
All these guys unzip their flies
for PORN, PORN, PORN!!

Lupo:
The store is not for porn!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
PORN!, PORN, P---

Lupo:
HOLD ON A SECOND!

Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, go and get your textbooks here.

ROD
That’s correct.

KATE
And Brian, you buy pink camo pants for your girlfriend.

BRIAN
Sure!

KATE
And Gary, you keep wanting to play Plinko.

GARY
Yes I do!

KATE
And Princeton, you're always coming here to buy me dinner.

PRINCETON
True!

TREKKIE
Oh, but Lupo
What you think they do . . .later? hmm?

PRINCETON
...yeah
Lupo:
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Textbook hell is for porn!
Lupo:
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Textbook Hell is for porn!
Lupo:
I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your dick and go and flick
Lupo: Ahhhh!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: through porn, porn, porn
Lupo: I hate you!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn
Lupo: I’m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn
Lupo: I hate Textbook Hell!
TREKKIE: Textbook Hell is for
TREKKIE AND SOME: Textbook Hell is for
TREKKIE AND ALL: Textbook Hell is for PORN!
TREKKIE: YEAH!

Man, I swear I should release a CD or something

[Dreamstalker]

That being said it's a University Bookstore and typically you can't get non text books there

A good number of college bookstores here (not actually on campus property, but in a business district nearby) are actually run by B&N/another big chain, so are like regular bookstores with additions of textbook/school gear sections/discounts for students. In that vein, I might be able to see where he was confused...

[protege]

Dammit...now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head for 2 days... Bastards

*note to self, I should retaliate by posting the Censored Count from Sesame Street *

Seriously though, what the hell was that guy on? I've been in many college bookstores over the years. Not *one* had any pron in it. Methinks he stopped by the shop simply to cause trouble.

[rageaholic]

The stupid! It burns!!!

[jackfaire]

I once found a book on Fortune Telling, a how to book, being sold in a campus book store.

[lupo pazzesco]

I once found a book on Fortune Telling, a how to book, being sold in a campus book store.

Fair enough, but as Dreamstalker pointed out, a lot of campus bookstores are owned and operated by other well known book chains, who are under contract and generally offer a general book section. We don't. Our store name says "Textbook Hell" With smaller type on the doors, saying "A devision of ABC Corporation, used textbook wholesaler."

Yes, I realize SCs don't read. Ever. But still, there are ample clues everywhere that we are a college based, college merchandise, college textbook store. There is no way under the sun we'd ever carry adult materials. Ever. And besides, when he was first told that we didn't that should have been the end of it, and his unwillingness to accept it and decision to lecture me was where he was an SC. Not because he expected porn in my store, it's because he wouldn't let the point go, which was the point of the tale, and where the suck was.

[Pagan]

lol, my friend also is into adult fanfiction [sigh....yaoi-girls >.>] and I know there's a section like that in the local B&N...so my point is, I know when I look for a book I tend to not go to my university bookstore. Bet the guy's a poli-sci major j/k :P

And Border's. Hasting's not only has an erotica book section, but there's also soft-core porn DVDs available.

A good number of college bookstores (not actually on campus property, but in a business district nearby) here are actually run by B&N/another big chain, so are like regular bookstores with additions of textbook/school gear sections/discounts for students. In that vein, I might be able to see where he was confused...

NMSU's bookstore is run by B&N now. That's just been in the last year or two. But even before that, there was still a whole section of non-college books available there. In fact, since the remodel, the whole downstairs is non-college books, clothing, and office supply type of things. All the textbooks are upstairs.

Fair enough, but as Dreamstalker pointed out, a lot of campus bookstores are owned and operated by other well known book chains, who are under contract and generally offer a general book section. We don't. Our store name says "Textbook Hell" With smaller type on the doors, saying "A devision of ABC Corporation, used textbook wholesaler."

There's nothing indicating, until you check out and get a B&N bag, that that's who runs the NMSU bookstore. I'll have to see if there is after the new bookstore get built.

[lupo pazzesco]

There's nothing indicating, until you check out and get a B&N bag, that that's who runs the NMSU bookstore. I'll have to see if there is after the new bookstore get built.

The on campus bookstore at my university is very prominently a B&N, so I guess I was just going off of my experience, wherein it is blatantly shoved in our faces that they're B&N and "zomgtehawesomestevar!" >.>


And hey, porn laws may be different in NM, I think. TX is kinda weird that way...erm...in a lot of ways, really...

[Dreamstalker]

The on campus bookstore at my university is very prominently a B&N, so I guess I was just going off of my experience, wherein it is blatantly shoved in our faces that they're B&N and "zomgtehawesomestevar!" >.>

Here too; the one closest to me is named "B&N At [college]" and looks no different from a typical B&N store. The college bookstores across the river generally have no indication of the parent company save on the job applications.

My school's bookstore was a trailer on campus, pretty hard to mistake for anything else. I did hear tales of students trying to find textbooks at the Hastings in the shopping center across the road though.

[Soulstealer]

A good number of college bookstores here (not actually on campus property, but in a business district nearby) are actually run by B&N/another big chain, so are like regular bookstores with additions of textbook/school gear sections/discounts for students. In that vein, I might be able to see where he was confused...

This is true in my university's bookstore which is run by waterstones. Funnily enough I don't think they carry porn either.

[SG15Z]

First let me say, Yay Lupo posted a story!!!

Second that guy really needs to discover the internetz...

[fireheart]

Second that guy really needs to discover free internet pr0n

fixed it for ya