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Raw Bacon Coda
So the guy that called last week and claimed the florist put bacon in a fruit basket for a vegan called back to ask about the status of his refund. I'd heard from the florist and, of course, the florist hadn't put bacon in the basket. Any bacon arriving must have been inserted by the sender or perhaps it was imaginary bacon for the scam. Who knows, who cares.
Bacon Scammer Guy - BSG
Me - Well, hell yeah! New night supervisor and escalations manager!
BSG - Uh yeah, I was calling to see the status of my refund.
Me - Order number?
BSG - #66666666
Me - Ah yes, you spoke to me last week and claimed that the florist put bacon in the fruit basket. Sir, I've spoken with the florist and verified no bacon had been added to the fruit basket. It arrived with no raw bacon in it so it was tampered with after florist delivery. You're not entitled to a refund. We left you a voice mail this week explaining there would be no refund.
BSG - That's bullshit! You guys traumatized my fiancee for life and you gotta pay!
Me - Sir, no florist carries raw bacon because of the possibility of contaminates and temperature requirements. We are not refunding your money.
BSG - Lemme talk to the supervisor or manager on duty RIGHT NOW!
Me - And that would be me, sir
BSG - *click*
See Through Manties?
Man Too Interested In Ladies Panties - EC (for El Creepo)
Me
This took place on Halloween Night
Greeting and conversations on the prices of roses and other desultory talk about weather, Halloween and lack of delivery at night.
EC - So, I can't get roses to carry with my costume tonight so I'm torn as to what I should do or wear.
Me *I start to open my mouth and tell this fool to hoof it over to Wal Mart or Safeway for those roses but he cuts me off*
EC - Should I wear the see-through panties and bra or the corset and stockings and pantaloons.
Me *puzzling over this question* The...the panties??
EC - But they are see through and everyone will see my dong!
Me -
EC - But I like it when they see my dong. I'm going to belt rigged with dildos all buzzing at the same time..with my do me pumps
Me - *click* 
So the guy that called last week and claimed the florist put bacon in a fruit basket for a vegan called back to ask about the status of his refund. I'd heard from the florist and, of course, the florist hadn't put bacon in the basket. Any bacon arriving must have been inserted by the sender or perhaps it was imaginary bacon for the scam. Who knows, who cares.
Bacon Scammer Guy - BSG
Me - Well, hell yeah! New night supervisor and escalations manager!
BSG - Uh yeah, I was calling to see the status of my refund.
Me - Order number?
BSG - #66666666
Me - Ah yes, you spoke to me last week and claimed that the florist put bacon in the fruit basket. Sir, I've spoken with the florist and verified no bacon had been added to the fruit basket. It arrived with no raw bacon in it so it was tampered with after florist delivery. You're not entitled to a refund. We left you a voice mail this week explaining there would be no refund.
BSG - That's bullshit! You guys traumatized my fiancee for life and you gotta pay!
Me - Sir, no florist carries raw bacon because of the possibility of contaminates and temperature requirements. We are not refunding your money.
BSG - Lemme talk to the supervisor or manager on duty RIGHT NOW!
Me - And that would be me, sir
BSG - *click*
See Through Manties?
Man Too Interested In Ladies Panties - EC (for El Creepo)
Me
This took place on Halloween Night
Greeting and conversations on the prices of roses and other desultory talk about weather, Halloween and lack of delivery at night.
EC - So, I can't get roses to carry with my costume tonight so I'm torn as to what I should do or wear.
Me *I start to open my mouth and tell this fool to hoof it over to Wal Mart or Safeway for those roses but he cuts me off*
EC - Should I wear the see-through panties and bra or the corset and stockings and pantaloons.
Me *puzzling over this question* The...the panties??
EC - But they are see through and everyone will see my dong!
Me -
EC - But I like it when they see my dong. I'm going to belt rigged with dildos all buzzing at the same time..with my do me pumps
Me -
*click*
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