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    I wish they would listen/care/anything
    Person in question has called me for reservations.

    SC: And I want a room close to the lobby.
    Me: Sure, I will go ahead and put that request i...
    SC: I want room 101, like I had before.


    We are remodeling rooms and room 101 is by chance being converted into our new business center.

    Me: I am sorry, room 101 will not be available anymore because it is being remodeled. It is going to be out new business center.
    SC: That carpet needs to be replaced in that room!!!


    ??? Are you dense...of course you are!

    Me: Well, like I said it is being remodeled. That is why the carpetting hadn't been repalced yet, it is going to be our new business center.
    SC: ok
    Me: But we will get you just down the hall. Room 101 will not longer exist as a room anymore, just so you know for the future.


    Better explain that last part, odds are I will be forever.



    Um wow. ___help___
    When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---

  • #2
    Quoth thehippie777 View Post
    Me: But we will get you just down the hall. Room 101 will not longer exist as a room anymore, just so you know for the future.
    "But... I want Room 101. My mind cannot expand enough to comprehend what you are saying. It's all gibberish since you are not giving me what I want. Is there anyone else there who can help me?"
    "Ignorance is no excuse for a law."
    .................................................. ..................- Alfred E. Newman

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    • #3
      LOL, just renumber the rooms, make 101 the one beside the remodeling. there he gets what he thinks he wants.

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      • #4
        Quoth Teskeria View Post
        LOL, just renumber the rooms, make 101 the one beside the remodeling. there he gets what he thinks he wants.
        Easier method: tell him that room 102 used to be 101, just renamed
        Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

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        • #5
          Me: I am sorry, room 101 will not be available anymore because it is being remodeled. It is going to be out new business center.
          SC: That carpet needs to be replaced in that room!!!
          Reminds me a bit of the summer of 99. Reworded for brevity: "You'd have to go through the office for that. I can give you the number, but they're not going to hire you to repair cracked bathroom tiles in a building that's being demolished in January."
          Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

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          • #6
            I'd be pretty happy if a SC requested Room 101. But only if it's the Orwelian version of Room 101.
            To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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            • #7
              Quoth Mr Hero View Post
              I'd be pretty happy if a SC requested Room 101. But only if it's the Orwelian version of Room 101.
              *snort* I just re-read 1984, so ITA with you on that one!

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              • #8
                Take them to the newly refurbished room that was once bad!
                Bark like a chicken!

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                • #9
                  Wonder if you could fix that person into a room like this:

                  I bet they'd wake up screaming and flee for their life . . .if the bed doesn't clam up on them first.
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                  Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                  • #10
                    what's so special about Room 7?

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