-Why did you tow my car from the dry cleaners?
-It's customer parking only sir, and they were closed. Once they close no one can use that lot.
-I AM thier customer!
-You were towed at 9:12pm sir, they closed back at 6pm
-So?
-So it's not possible for you to be a customer when they're closed
-Bullshit! I take my laundry to them all the time, I've been using them for 30
years! I am thier customer, I use them all the time!
-Maybe so sir, but you can't park in that lot when they close, it's private property
-The signs don't say that! They just say "customers only"! This is one heck of a racket your running! I hope you like getting sued because I'm calling my lawyer in the morning, this is the most rediculous thing I've ever heard!
Well, hope he enjoys tangling with the company's Martian Death Ray Lawyer (tm), it ought to be fun and expensive for him.
-It's customer parking only sir, and they were closed. Once they close no one can use that lot.
-I AM thier customer!
-You were towed at 9:12pm sir, they closed back at 6pm
-So?
-So it's not possible for you to be a customer when they're closed
-Bullshit! I take my laundry to them all the time, I've been using them for 30
years! I am thier customer, I use them all the time!
-Maybe so sir, but you can't park in that lot when they close, it's private property
-The signs don't say that! They just say "customers only"! This is one heck of a racket your running! I hope you like getting sued because I'm calling my lawyer in the morning, this is the most rediculous thing I've ever heard!
Well, hope he enjoys tangling with the company's Martian Death Ray Lawyer (tm), it ought to be fun and expensive for him.
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