Keys? I don't need keys, I have a tow truck

[Argabarga]

Guy – “where are my keys?”
Me – Huh?
Guy – “My keys, I can’t drive out of here without them obviously! Where did you put them?”
Me – We don’t have your keys
Guy – *blank stare*
Me – *stares back*
Guy – Well, then where are they?!
Me – Wherever you left them last, sir, we don’t have them.
Guy - *blank stare* You don’t have them?
Me – No sir

Turns out, he left them back at the place where he was towed from, he was so teed-off and determined to give us a nice big slice of his attitude pie that he walked over (well, more like stomped over) without remembering to take them....l.

[lupo pazzesco]

Oh, that's beautiful!

Yours are fast becoming some of my favorite stories.

[bainsidhe]

As much as I love your stories, I have to think being yelled at would wear thin. Doesn't matter if you're dealing with an idiot and if you're 100% right. Getting yelled at is never fun.

[ralerin]

he was so teed-off and determined to give us a nice big slice of his attitude pie

Off topic for a half second here, but, I love that phrase, can I borrow it?

[AyreBiskits]

oh i know i'm gonna use it

especially when i run across drama llamas.

and i know getting yelled at would wear thin but he wouldn't have to tow them if they didn't park illegally in the first place. they're providing him with job opportunities, they should be happy in knowing that their vehicles are being stored in a nice safe place. so why would they be all argumentative

[Ironclad Alibi]

What is it with these people that don't keep their keys in their pockets? I recall seeing comments about this somewhere else, either on this forum or a newspaper article. It just doesn't make sense to carry something like keys in your hand instead of in your pocket or clipped to your belt. I guess if these people had any sense we wouldn't be reading about them.

[Argabarga]

Even worse is those who leave everything in the car, the number of times people come in to get a car out, but have no ID, no wallet, no method of payment because its all in the car is astounding. Your car is the WORST place to leave things of value, especialy ID, because someone may take off with them! Why do people do this? I don't know about you, but I don't go anywhere without my wallet on me personaly.

[lupo pazzesco]

Your car is the WORST place to leave things of value, especialy ID, because someone may take off with them! Why do people do this?

Obviously they're laboring under the same logic that tells them it's ok to park illegally, there's no way they'll get towed in the first place. It actually makes sense in a twisted sort of way.

[cinema guy]

drama llamas.

I like that. May I borrow it?

[Andara Bledin]

I like that. May I borrow it?

No permissions required: it's a full-blown and rather well-spread netism at this point.

I attend furry conventions, and one fursuiter has done up an actual Drama Llama costume... wearing a MySpace t-shirt, of cours. I have no idea who's under there, but they're really good at the mascot pantomime routine.

^-.-^

[Ironclad Alibi]

Even worse is those who leave everything in the car, the number of times people come in to get a car out, but have no ID, no wallet, no method of payment because its all in the car is astounding... Why do people do this? ...

Because they absolutely know that they don't need their ID to buy cigarettes, beer or get a drink at the local pub.