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  • #16
    Quoth Bliss View Post
    Ah such as it is for jester with his beloved beer, I'd ordain myself a priest of cheese any day.
    I know a beer prayer. No, seriously. I would be impressed if you have a cheese prayer. NOT, mind you, a CHEESY prayer. (The Beer Prayer could fall under that, to be honest.) But a prayer exalting cheese.

    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is     Still A Customer."

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    • #17
      Quoth Jester View Post
      I know a beer prayer. No, seriously. I would be impressed if you have a cheese prayer. NOT, mind you, a CHEESY prayer. (The Beer Prayer could fall under that, to be honest.) But a prayer exalting cheese.
      "Our Gouda Father, who art in Heaven, Havarati be thy name..."
      The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
      "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
      Hoc spatio locantur.

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      • #18
        Quoth Geek King View Post
        "Our Gouda Father, who art in Heaven, Havarati be thy name..."
        Nice start. I'll try my hand at it. I hope others here feel free to play with it as well.

        Our Gouda,
        Which art in rinds
        Havarti be thy name.
        Thy will be mold that's best served cold,
        At home as it is in the deli.
        Give us this day our Irish Swiss,
        And forgive us our bad fromages,
        As we forgive those who eat yellow American.
        And lead us not to lactose intolerance,
        But deliver us from Limburger.
        For thine is the Blue, The Brie, and The Mozzarella.
        Forever and ever,
        Edam.

        "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is         Still A Customer."

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        • #19
          Quoth Jester View Post
          Nice start. I'll try my hand at it. I hope others here feel free to play with it as well.
          My monitor is very thankful that I already finished my drink. Very nearly a rule 1 violation here.



          Edam to that, brother!
          "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
          "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
          "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
          "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
          "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
          "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
          Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
          "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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          • #20
            Hey, I do what I can. It helps that I've been reciting the Beer Prayer for years.

            "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is             Still A Customer."

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