3 hour shift today and it was busy as all hell. Also am on Day 1 of the real part of my diet (see my sig!) and having to constantly pop in and out of the food aisle was making those Sweet & Sour Buffalo Wing Lays look mighty tasty. Diet is making me hungry and I want french fries with piles of salt, pepper and ketchup all over them now. >_<
On to the stories!
Sunday Lady Once Again!
We had the beer pricing guy in today and he was calmly putting stickers onto beer when out of nowhere Sunday Lady comes up and babbles to him about her latest conspiracy theory. Something about Obama having personal representatives in My City who were affiliated with the governor with threesomes to follow? I said to the beer guy, "I love her, she really does brighten up your day." He laughed.
Morgellon's Disease Guy Once Again!
If any of you remember "Your Orange Juice Is Infected With Morgellon's Disease!" from way back when, it's the same guy who came back, looking grayer than before. He cornered "Jan", one of the most patient of our pharmacists as she was going to the bathroom and for five minutes babbled to her about the disease and being caused by bedbugs and the itching. He creeped her out, I gave them a wide berth because he would have cornered me and yabbered my ear off.
The Pillow Shield
There was a guy walking around, with...I really don't know how else to describe it. Imagine a black arm brace. Now imagine your grandma's lawn chair cushion in bondage with black straps. Now imagine the bondage cushion stuck to the outside of the black wrist thing and you have a pillow shield. He was walking past me as I was putting away a pack of gum and said, "Hey, you'll need a stepladder for that!"
1. No
2. He was short himself.
Bed for me before I decide to go nosh on those last few slices of pizza in the fridge.
On to the stories!
Sunday Lady Once Again!
We had the beer pricing guy in today and he was calmly putting stickers onto beer when out of nowhere Sunday Lady comes up and babbles to him about her latest conspiracy theory. Something about Obama having personal representatives in My City who were affiliated with the governor with threesomes to follow? I said to the beer guy, "I love her, she really does brighten up your day." He laughed.
Morgellon's Disease Guy Once Again!
If any of you remember "Your Orange Juice Is Infected With Morgellon's Disease!" from way back when, it's the same guy who came back, looking grayer than before. He cornered "Jan", one of the most patient of our pharmacists as she was going to the bathroom and for five minutes babbled to her about the disease and being caused by bedbugs and the itching. He creeped her out, I gave them a wide berth because he would have cornered me and yabbered my ear off.
The Pillow Shield
There was a guy walking around, with...I really don't know how else to describe it. Imagine a black arm brace. Now imagine your grandma's lawn chair cushion in bondage with black straps. Now imagine the bondage cushion stuck to the outside of the black wrist thing and you have a pillow shield. He was walking past me as I was putting away a pack of gum and said, "Hey, you'll need a stepladder for that!"
1. No
2. He was short himself.
Bed for me before I decide to go nosh on those last few slices of pizza in the fridge.
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