That's not Apple Juice....

[Hon'ya-chan]

Closing time, i'm walking around the store and I see a bottle of Snapple in the corner of the store. It looks partially full and as I grab it, it's warm.

Kinda puzzled at this, I got to the bathroom and as I open the cap, I realize why it was warm. The stench of Urine suddenly waifs out. I actually drop the glass bottle into the sink due to the stench, and the bottle shatters in the sink, sending glass and urine everywhere. Yes, i'm fine, thought I had to make a beeline to the shower right after I got home.

Upon reviewing the CCTV footage with the SM and LP, I come to find out it was a.....well, lets just say the issue of the legalities of said footage was taken into context. Serious legal implications mind you that we sent higher up to review.

[sylvier]

"Oh sorry, I thought I was at the lab and they asked for a sample". Well at least he tried to be sort of tidy. But ewww!

[ChaoKuang]

Mentioning the "legality of footage" makes me think it caught a minor on camera where certain parts were visible. Yeesh.

[LillFilly]

Ugh. Eww! Guess they never heard of indoor plumbing. That's pretty darn nasty and just plain lazy. Hope you can ID them from the tape and ban them!

[draggar]

Maybe they didn't want to pay for the Snapple that they drank.

Wow - that was opening your store *and* Snapple up to one hell of a lawsuit.

[RavenStarr]

I knew there was reason why I don't drink apple juice. I hope you catch the asshole that did it. I would say it has to be a guy, because girls are just not that ummmmm well talented.

*RavenStarr who's probably going to regret making the above post*

[LillFilly]

Well, there is a P-Mate on the market that's like a folding paper funnel that allows women to urinate standing-up. Disposable and great for camping and nasty port-o-potties!

[mikoyan29]

I know I keep saying this on this site, but what the hell is wrong with people? Why the hell do they think they can just do something like that? I'm guess a teenaged boy on a dare. Or your typical person from Columbus....

[Broomjockey]

Well, there is a P-Mate on the market that's like a folding paper funnel that allows women to urinate standing-up. Disposable and great for camping and nasty port-o-potties!

There's also a plastic "pee-shooter" that's reusable, and... well, I'll stop there. The same site that sells it also gives tips for unaided stand-and-shooting.


I hate my friends.

[Andara Bledin]

There are some women who can pee and aim just fine standing up. *shrug*

I've never even tried. I have yet to encounter a bathroom so nasty that I wasn't willing to sit.

^-.-^

[Sightings Reporter]

I know I keep saying this on this site, but what the hell is wrong with people? Why the hell do they think they can just do something like that? I'm guess a teenaged boy on a dare. Or your typical person from Columbus....

O/T Michigan fan?

[mikoyan29]

O/T Michigan fan?

Possibly...
What gives it away? The Wolverine to the side or the snide comment about people from Columbus?