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  • #16
    Quoth tropicsgoddess View Post
    Forget that! I'd play the lotto or powerball!
    It wouldn't work, those types of things are usually machine generated and not picked before the actual drawing.
    How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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    • #17
      Quoth petite View Post
      This reminds me of one of my favorite replies when you ask a caller at my work for their Customer ID number: "Well you should know who I am, I'm one of your best customers!"
      "Oh gee, that's too bad. I'll try to find somebody who can remind you who you are."
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #18
        Quoth Soulstealer View Post
        It wouldn't work, those types of things are usually machine generated and not picked before the actual drawing.
        Thank you.

        Now, if *I* could read minds, I'd get myself a girlfriend. I'd be Mel Gibson in What Women Want. Only without the being a douche and without the waxing.
        Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

        http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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        • #19
          Quoth Soulstealer View Post
          It wouldn't work, those types of things are usually machine generated and not picked before the actual drawing.
          Unless you live in Pennsylvania and remember the "Triple Six Fix" of 1980
          Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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          • #20
            Quoth protege View Post
            Unless you live in Pennsylvania and remember the "Triple Six Fix" of 1980
            I suppose this is a bad time to mention that I wasn't born until 1986.
            How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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            • #21
              That's ... vicious and uncalled for...

              *sob*

              Rapscallion

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              • #22
                Quoth Rapscallion View Post
                That's ... vicious and uncalled for...

                *sob*

                Rapscallion
                Sorry Raps, it's not my fault I was born after some of you.
                How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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                • #23
                  Quoth Soulstealer View Post
                  Sorry Raps, it's not my fault I was born after some of you.
                  Good point. I'll sue my parents.

                  Rapscallion

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