Some people will complain about anything...

[jackfaire]

Don't even get me started about the whole diamond thing.

Play poker deal a royal flush (suit diamonds of course) to gf and ask her to marry you there you have now proposed.

[Rapscallion]

I seem to remember a Seinfeld where George started to wear a wedding ring in order to pick up women.

If anyone remembers the Braga, I have a new idea...

Rapscallion

[Jester]

Play poker deal a royal flush (suit diamonds of course) to gf and ask her to marry you there you have now proposed.

Oh HELL no.

She would not find that funny. Actually, it would just piss her off. AND add to the fact that I have no intention of proposing to her at all until at the very minimum I have been back in Phoenix and dating her there for a while. If ever.

Besides, being a magician, dealing out a specific hand would not be that tough for me. But if I were going to go the card route, I would just deal her the Ace of Diamonds....after all, technically speaking, that IS a "diamond solitaire."

[jackfaire]

Actually, it would just piss her off.

Wasn't being serious but yeah when I proposed I got punched and then kissed.

[poofy_puff]

I thought the Son of Sam's name was David Berkowitz, not Adam.

But you prob'ly wouldn't KNOW him from Adam, hyok hyok!

[Jester]

I thought the Son of Sam's name was David Berkowitz, not Adam.

Once again, I would like to remind people the phrase I use with retail clerks when I need help with something in stores: "Hi. I'm an idiot." And the fact that I always reserve the right to be horribly and even embarrassingly wrong.

This was one of those horribly and embarrassingly wrong moments. The worst part is, I KNOW it's David Berkowitz.