The Three Stages

[Anakah]

This guy was in his sixties, loud and a bit obnoxious but was kinda funny in the sexual harrassment way.

He said something about the three stages you go through while married and STUPID me let it slip:

Me: what stages?

SC: The three SEX stages (he yelled sex).

I ed at him. But he continued. He was in my window yet he was looking at my CW while talking. I don't get why they do that... But I guess he wanted to draw her into the conversation and sucky for her she looked and good hooked in.

SC: The first stage: You do it everywhere, anywhere, the bedroom, bathroom, outside like rabbits in your car!

I wanted to hide at this point. I'm really shy about the sex subject and it made me uncomfortable but we're not allowed to say anything to the guest, go figure.

SC: The second stage is where you've been with them 7-9 years and suddenly its ONLY in the bedroom, with the lights off and ONLY doing missionary.

I hate to say it but so far his stages are pretty accurate... LMAO

SC: Stage three is where you pass each other in the hallway and yell FUCK YOU at each other.

And with that he let out a belly laugh and left. I hope I never make it to that stage...

Hmm... People tell me the weirdest shit.

[tamezin]

Ok, I know it wasn't appropriate to tell you that joke.

But LMAO ... too bad I am at work. That was f-ing hilarious.

What he didn't tell you is that you really bounce through all 3 of those stages at various points in your marriage.

[Nurian]

The guy was an insensitive jerk....and he didn't finish the joke.

I'll post the full thing in the jokes section.

[slavetotheman]

Oh, that's just inappropriate. He could've kept himself to the cuter joke about marriage being like a 3-ring circus: you start with the engagement ring, then you have the wedding ring, after which all that's left is the suffering.

[tamezin]

Oh, that's just inappropriate. He could've kept himself to the cuter joke about marriage being like a 3-ring circus: you start with the engagement ring, then you have the wedding ring, after which all that's left is the suffering.

I like that one too. As long as I don't have to wear the suffering.