Jesus, everything's gotta be fat free. Don't you have anything that's healthy, they ask, what have you that's fat free? Can you use lean meat? Put the dressing on the side, it's too fattening. What do you mean you can't make my french fries without oil?* Have you no concern for people's HEALTH? Listen, it's FOOD. FOOD is HEALTHY. FOOD is GOOD FOR YOU. EAT some FOOD. And don't you just waltz into my restaurant and call my food that I cooked for you unhealthy.** Quit your stupid crusade.
*I'm obliging, I laid the uncooked potatoes on a sheet and threw them in the oven.
**I'm sorry, I practically think in italics.
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*I'm obliging, I laid the uncooked potatoes on a sheet and threw them in the oven.
**I'm sorry, I practically think in italics.
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