"But I need it for Christmas!"

[Imogene]

We still have some ting-tinglers in stock, though.

I've heard stories that the ting-tinglers are blue an blue, however...
http://notalwaysright.com/de-ting-de-ting/308

[Rapscallion]

Wait... so pissing you off results in pretty rocks? (Yes, I have experience the futility of trying to scrub coal dust out of my pores, but it's a really pretty mineral. And it's almost impossible to get around here. We looked long and hard to get some for the "make-your-own-diamond earrings" we gave my aunt as a gag.)

Is that your own comic?

Rapscallion

[PepperElf]

i like how he thought that he was so important
that other people who had already paid could just be bumped back to accommodate him


i'm sure if it was reversed .. he'd have been very offended if some jackass had come in and had his order bumped back just cos he felt he was more important