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    We had a potential customer call in today wanting a wedding cake for January 1. My boss shot her down in flames - (1) we don't do wedding cakes (2) we're closed on January 1, like most bakeries around here. Seriously, who would wait till two weeks before the wedding to start thinking about the cake? Hope she at least has her dress, flowers, photographer and wedding venue planned. And why do people get married on holidays anyways? After the divorce, that holiday will be tainted forever!

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    Send her to Costco or Walmart. They'll do it, it'll look good, and it'll taste great. It also won't cost half the reception budget.

    But yeah, waiting this long to get the cake means either poor planning or problems with a previous baker.
    Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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    • #3
      Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post

      But yeah, waiting this long to get the cake means either poor planning or problems with a previous baker.
      ...I'd like to stand up for the procrastinators of the world and say...

      ....sometimes you just forget important stuff.... like.... the Cake.
      I mean "Why do today, what could be done tomorrow?
      "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
      -Red

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      • #4
        Quoth Red_Dazes View Post
        ...I'd like to stand up for the procrastinators of the world and say...

        ....sometimes you just forget important stuff.... like.... the Cake.
        I mean "Why do today, what could be done tomorrow?
        As a fellow procrastinator I can see forgetting stuff that you shouldn't but the cake? Hell the cake is the only reason I may get married one day. Never mind on marriage, after I finish uni and get settled in a job I'm ordering cake, damn cakewrecks and their sunday sweets section.
        How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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        • #5
          Getting married for the cake is like getting arrested for the free photo.
          Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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          • #6
            Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
            Getting married for the cake is like getting arrested for the free photo.
            But more painful.
            "Next time, Sir Twatwaffle of Assville, you should mind your own business." - Lupo

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            • #7
              And the lawyers are more expensive.
              Sorry, my cow died so I don't need your bull

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              • #8
                I forgot to get the following until a week and a half before the wedding:

                * Dress
                * Bands

                I got a 'maid of honor' dress from David's Bridal in a gorgeous Champagne color that fit me off the rack and our bands, we found at Zales in a ready-to-fit size.

                Our Cake, we ordered it four days before the wedding. -.-

                This happened because the wedding was being planned for another state and my sister completely forgot to order it. Thankfully, we only had like thirty guests so the bakery we talked with said they'd have no problem squeezing me in. I really wanted a sugar skull at the top but we switched it up with red roses and some black ribbon about this square base. It was really cute.

                So, -clears throat- on behalf of all procrastinators in the world, I'm sorry you had to put up with our lack of planning.
                "The problem isn't usually that there are stupid people in the world as much as it is that the stupid people like to call or come in and point out how stupid they are to the working public" -Justa

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                • #9
                  Quoth sylvier View Post
                  Seriously, who would wait till two weeks before the wedding to start thinking about the cake? Hope she at least has her dress, flowers, photographer and wedding venue planned. And why do people get married on holidays anyways? After the divorce, that holiday will be tainted forever!
                  I remember one Bridezilla episode where the Bride was running around everywhere trying to find a professional cake because her MIL (from hell) didn't like the bride and groom's choice cake and canceled it...without telling the bride. It was one week from the wedding, they ended up having beautiful cupcakes on a really nice looking cupcake stand that did not look tacky. Of course MIL threw a fit saying she should have a proper cake and then took the oversized mini cake that was the topper and threw it away which was supposed to be eaten on the first anniversary.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Aethian View Post
                    I remember one Bridezilla episode where the Bride was running around everywhere trying to find a professional cake because her MIL (from hell) didn't like the bride and groom's choice cake and canceled it...without telling the bride. It was one week from the wedding, they ended up having beautiful cupcakes on a really nice looking cupcake stand that did not look tacky. Of course MIL threw a fit saying she should have a proper cake and then took the oversized mini cake that was the topper and threw it away which was supposed to be eaten on the first anniversary.
                    Perhaps they should've titled that episode "Mother-In-Lawzilla"! Let's hope the couple moves very far away from the old hag and has little to no contact with her.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth sylvier View Post
                      And why do people get married on holidays anyways? After the divorce, that holiday will be tainted forever!
                      Whoah...cynical, much?
                      Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Aethian View Post
                        ...then took the oversized mini cake that was the topper and threw it away which was supposed to be eaten on the first anniversary.
                        Not that what crazy MIL did was right, but Mr Jedi and I didn't save the top of our cake either. We just didn't think year old frozen cake would taste very good, so we just bought a different cake for the anniversary.
                        I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)

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                        • #13
                          Quoth sylvier View Post
                          We had a potential customer call in today wanting a wedding cake for January 1. My boss shot her down in flames - (1) we don't do wedding cakes (2) we're closed on January 1, like most bakeries around here. Seriously, who would wait till two weeks before the wedding to start thinking about the cake? Hope she at least has her dress, flowers, photographer and wedding venue planned. And why do people get married on holidays anyways? After the divorce, that holiday will be tainted forever!
                          I wonder why people do it besides the fact that it's cute (to them). To me, getting married on a holiday is so freaking cliche.

                          Quoth Aethian View Post
                          I remember one Bridezilla episode where the Bride was running around everywhere trying to find a professional cake because her MIL (from hell) didn't like the bride and groom's choice cake and canceled it...without telling the bride. It was one week from the wedding, they ended up having beautiful cupcakes on a really nice looking cupcake stand that did not look tacky. Of course MIL threw a fit saying she should have a proper cake and then took the oversized mini cake that was the topper and threw it away which was supposed to be eaten on the first anniversary.
                          Wow....Mother-In-Lawzilla much?! I hope the bride and groom moved far, far away from that bat. No way would I tolerate that AT ALL.
                          I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                          Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Soulstealer View Post
                            Hell the cake is the only reason I may get married one day.
                            Make me think of this recent comic: http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20091214

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                            • #15
                              Quoth jedimaster91 View Post
                              Not that what crazy MIL did was right, but Mr Jedi and I didn't save the top of our cake either. We just didn't think year old frozen cake would taste very good, so we just bought a different cake for the anniversary.
                              Haha, our cake got left in the cake tupperware thing...on the counter...where we forgot about it for a month or so... It was rather blue and fuzzy when we found it. We just laughed about it and agreed that we hadn't really wanted to eat thawed, year-old cake anyways.
                              It's little things that make the difference between 'enjoyable', 'tolerable', and 'gimme a spoon, I'm digging an escape tunnel'.

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