"How long have you worked here?!"

[r2cagle]

You'll get that in the phone centers too. My answer was 'Long enough to know all the policies and procedures'.

Though I always wanted to tell them: Long enough to know you're not going to get what you want!

[Rapscallion]

One of our customers always tries to bring out the time card.

"How long have you been there? I've been a customer of yours for longer than you've been there."

I've primed our credit control team to ask if she's been avoiding paying us for all that time next time she tries that one.

Rapscallion

[Dave1982]

"How long have you been there? I've been a customer of yours for longer than you've been there."

"That's impossible. You can't have been MY customer for longer than I'VE worked here, now can you?"

[EvilEmpryss]

Better answers to "How long have you been working here?":

"Long enough."
"Since before you walked in that door."
"I wouldn't call what I do here work."
"Did you know the square root of asparagus is purple?"