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Ok, a wonderful thing about online stores and local stores. Some things you can get online only, and some are only available at local stores. In our online store, if it says "web only" you can't get it at local stores, and "in store only" means you can't get it online. Simple, right???
Not according to this person:
D: your friendly neighborhood MBT man
SC: Clueless and proud
*MBT*: God's give to customer service.
D: Thank you for calling retardshack.com, my name is Deceptitech. May I have your name please?
SC: I'd like to order catalog xxxxx.
(looks up item, its only available in local stores)
D: I'm sorry, we don't carry it online. this is available only in local stores.
SC: I want to buy this from you now.
*MBT*: You've got to be sh!tting me.
D: Ma'am, it's only available in stores, we can't order it online.
SC: So can I order it through you here?
*MBT*: Please God, help me.
D: No, you cannot order it on the phone or online. It is only available at local stores.
SC: but I want to order it now. I want to get it for christmas.
*MBT*: Want in one hand, sh!t in another and see which one gets fuller faster.
D: You'll have to go to a local store to get this.
SC: they don't have it at the local store, which is why I want to order it from you now. Can you place an order for it?
*MBT*: WHAT PART OF NO DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!
D: No, you'll have to get it from the local stores.
SC: So i can't order it from you now?
D: That's correct. You can have your local store order them from a different store, but I cannot place the order for you.
SC: I don't want to go to the local store.
*MBT*: And I don't want to help someone who can't understand intelligent thought. Thankfully I can translate to moron.
D: Well, I can't place this order. if you call this number and hit these options, they can help you. Just call tomorrow between 8 and 5. You have a nice day and thank you for calling retardsrus.com.
Jesus H Tapdancin Christ. Just when you thought it was safe to take calls...
Not according to this person:
D: your friendly neighborhood MBT man
SC: Clueless and proud
*MBT*: God's give to customer service.
D: Thank you for calling retardshack.com, my name is Deceptitech. May I have your name please?
SC: I'd like to order catalog xxxxx.
(looks up item, its only available in local stores)
D: I'm sorry, we don't carry it online. this is available only in local stores.
SC: I want to buy this from you now.
*MBT*: You've got to be sh!tting me.
D: Ma'am, it's only available in stores, we can't order it online.
SC: So can I order it through you here?
*MBT*: Please God, help me.
D: No, you cannot order it on the phone or online. It is only available at local stores.
SC: but I want to order it now. I want to get it for christmas.
*MBT*: Want in one hand, sh!t in another and see which one gets fuller faster.
D: You'll have to go to a local store to get this.
SC: they don't have it at the local store, which is why I want to order it from you now. Can you place an order for it?
*MBT*: WHAT PART OF NO DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!
D: No, you'll have to get it from the local stores.
SC: So i can't order it from you now?
D: That's correct. You can have your local store order them from a different store, but I cannot place the order for you.
SC: I don't want to go to the local store.
*MBT*: And I don't want to help someone who can't understand intelligent thought. Thankfully I can translate to moron.
D: Well, I can't place this order. if you call this number and hit these options, they can help you. Just call tomorrow between 8 and 5. You have a nice day and thank you for calling retardsrus.com.
Jesus H Tapdancin Christ. Just when you thought it was safe to take calls...
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