Another response to the guy, much shorter than some of the ones posted here, would be something like this:
"I may be fat, but you are ugly. Just remember...I can diet."
I don't know that I would have been as nice as you were. My response probably would have been something like, "Y tu eres el hijo de puta!" (If you don't know Spanish, look it up, or trust me that it is far worse than calling someone ugly. Them's fighting words!) Trust me, that woulda shocked the little fucker. And of course, if his mom came over to confront you, you can always fall back on, "Ma'am, I don't know what you're talking about. Your son here called me fat, and then ran off, and is now apparently making things up about what I said to him." Etc., etc., etc.
"I may be fat, but you are ugly. Just remember...I can diet."
Quoth Jay 2K Winger
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