Hey there. As you know, I work for Texas' biggest three-letter grocery store chain, and we're doing our usual Souper Bowl of Caring fundraiser for the Capital Area Food Bank. We have ready-made bags of food and we also accept cash donations for more than 40,000 people in Central Texas alone who fight hunger every day.
Now, my customers, I love you. Most of you. I really do. If you can't donate, just say no, and I won't press you about it. Here are some answers I've received:
The Good
"Hi! Would you like to donate to the Food Bank today?"
"Sure! It's the least I can do for the community!"
"Hi! Would you like to donate for the food bank today?"
"Sure. If I'm buying cigarettes, I can afford to buy food for the hungry."
The Okay
"Hi! Would you like to donate to the Food Bank today?"
"Oh, I already did yesterday, but thank you!"
"Hi! Would you like to donate to the food bank today?"
"No, thank you. But I'll be here later in the week."
The Ugly
"Hi! Would you like to donate to the food bank today?"
"NO! I can barely afford to pay for my own shit! (rant, bitch)
"Hi! Would you like to donate to the food bank today?"
"Is it going to Haiti?"
"No, but we have separate donations for Haiti relief."
"I'll buy for the food bank, but I'll be damned if Haiti's getting any of my money."
Seriously, people. You don't have to donate, just be nice about it.
Now, my customers, I love you. Most of you. I really do. If you can't donate, just say no, and I won't press you about it. Here are some answers I've received:
The Good
"Hi! Would you like to donate to the Food Bank today?"
"Sure! It's the least I can do for the community!"
"Hi! Would you like to donate for the food bank today?"
"Sure. If I'm buying cigarettes, I can afford to buy food for the hungry."
The Okay
"Hi! Would you like to donate to the Food Bank today?"
"Oh, I already did yesterday, but thank you!"
"Hi! Would you like to donate to the food bank today?"
"No, thank you. But I'll be here later in the week."
The Ugly
"Hi! Would you like to donate to the food bank today?"
"NO! I can barely afford to pay for my own shit! (rant, bitch)
"Hi! Would you like to donate to the food bank today?"
"Is it going to Haiti?"
"No, but we have separate donations for Haiti relief."
"I'll buy for the food bank, but I'll be damned if Haiti's getting any of my money."
Seriously, people. You don't have to donate, just be nice about it.
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