Just another night

[infinitemonkies]

2:30 am, Sunday Night at the hotel.

An elderly man with a very thick foreign accent, and a most powerful scent of stale sweat, BO & cheap gin just yelled at me for allowing his hooker to leave while he was in the bathroom.

I guess I should have tackled her, chloroformed her, and brought her back to his room bound and gagged to make him happy.
Of course, I don't actually have any chloroform at the desk. If I did, I'd figure out a way to introduce it to the circulation system.

I note with relative disinterest that according to his registration, he lives only about 6 blocks from here. I further note he's wearing a wedding ring.

Just another weeknight.

[LillFilly]

I think I used to work there! Yeah, always have to wonder about the people who live down the street from the hotel, especially when they're regulars!

[Amina516]

Of course, I don't actually have any chloroform at the desk. If I did, I'd figure out a way to introduce it to the circulation system.

Man...Coworkers and I have tried to figure out a way to crush a sedative and have it piped into the air in some of the patients rooms....but being that its illegal...and I havent found out a way yet and of course i would never do that......

[South Texan]

I guess I should have tackled her, chloroformed her, and brought her back to his room bound and gagged to make him happy.

Ya know, that probably was his secret fantasy/fetish.

...just yelled at me for allowing his hooker to leave while he was in the bathroom.

Well, now he knows what happens when you pay BEFORE.

[depechemodefan]

Maybe his fetish is having hookers look at his pooh before he flushes.

[infinitemonkies]

I think I used to work there! Yeah, always have to wonder about the people who live down the street from the hotel, especially when they're regulars!

We have a guy who check in every other friday at 8pm. He checks out before 11pm every time. Every time, He's with a different woman. He wears a wedding ring.