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Patience is a virtue.
Attention drive-through patrons: At our restaurant, we do not have one particular person in charge of answering the drive through intercom. As such, you may have to wait anywhere between 1 and 10 seconds for someone to answer you when you drive up to the speaker. Saying "helloooo?", whistling, honking your horn (!), or yelling will not make as answer you any faster. In fact, most of us make you wait an additional 5 seconds for each instance of the above-mentioned behaviors. So please, learn some patience.
I hear perfectly well, thank you.
Dear Drunk Redneck in my drivethrough: I do not like you. No one who works at this store likes you. The only reason you are still permitted to come into the restaurant is because you have not pulled any of your shit with the store's owner yet. Acting like you can't hear us over the drivethrough speaker is annoying. What's even more annoying is that you like to play games with us. My least-favorite game is the one where you order one thing at the speaker, get your total, then while driving around the building to me, you change your order. However, you decide to change your order without telling me. Then, when I hand you your food, you look in the bag and scream at me for getting your order wrong even though I repeated your order to you before pulling your around and you told me I had it right. Oh, and yes I have "cleaned out my goddamned ears lately", thanks. Oh, I see that open can of Miller Lite in the cupholder of your car. That explains a lot. Oh, and have fun on the drive home; I've just called the police to give them your license plate number.
No, you can't substitute that...
We include cole slaw with our meals at no additional charge, so no, you can't substitute that for something would cost money like, say cheese sticks (???) or more mashed potatoes. Yes, I realize that New Girl let you do that before, but that was because she was new and forgot. It was a lucky mistake on your part. However, I am far from being new and I will not be making the same mistake. Thank you for playing.
We don't have that.
We do not serve fucking pizza. We never have. I am not lying. So stop calling me, you seven different people who have each called at least twice about our "Pizza Special". And yes, these people do mean to call us. I've asked each of them each time they've called.
Attention drive-through patrons: At our restaurant, we do not have one particular person in charge of answering the drive through intercom. As such, you may have to wait anywhere between 1 and 10 seconds for someone to answer you when you drive up to the speaker. Saying "helloooo?", whistling, honking your horn (!), or yelling will not make as answer you any faster. In fact, most of us make you wait an additional 5 seconds for each instance of the above-mentioned behaviors. So please, learn some patience.
I hear perfectly well, thank you.
Dear Drunk Redneck in my drivethrough: I do not like you. No one who works at this store likes you. The only reason you are still permitted to come into the restaurant is because you have not pulled any of your shit with the store's owner yet. Acting like you can't hear us over the drivethrough speaker is annoying. What's even more annoying is that you like to play games with us. My least-favorite game is the one where you order one thing at the speaker, get your total, then while driving around the building to me, you change your order. However, you decide to change your order without telling me. Then, when I hand you your food, you look in the bag and scream at me for getting your order wrong even though I repeated your order to you before pulling your around and you told me I had it right. Oh, and yes I have "cleaned out my goddamned ears lately", thanks. Oh, I see that open can of Miller Lite in the cupholder of your car. That explains a lot. Oh, and have fun on the drive home; I've just called the police to give them your license plate number.
No, you can't substitute that...
We include cole slaw with our meals at no additional charge, so no, you can't substitute that for something would cost money like, say cheese sticks (???) or more mashed potatoes. Yes, I realize that New Girl let you do that before, but that was because she was new and forgot. It was a lucky mistake on your part. However, I am far from being new and I will not be making the same mistake. Thank you for playing.
We don't have that.
We do not serve fucking pizza. We never have. I am not lying. So stop calling me, you seven different people who have each called at least twice about our "Pizza Special". And yes, these people do mean to call us. I've asked each of them each time they've called.
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