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So I got a new job for when I'm at school. Since it's tax season I get really flexible hours dressing up as a certain mascot for a tax service, I think some of you Americans know what I'm talking about if there's one in your town. We stand on the corner and wave and dance and shake-it, hoola-hoop, blah blah blah.
Things that have been screamed at me out windows:
"YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! !"
"I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!!!!"
"HEEEEEEEYYYYY BIIIIIIIITCH!!"
"WHAT'S UUUUUP?!"
"GET A REAL JOB!!!"
"SHAKE DAT AAAAASSSS!!!"
People on the street:
There was a woman who came up with a dog and because of my outfit her dog was afraid of me, it's a normal thing, most dogs either want to run away. It was the way she SAID it, not exactly what it was but it was how.
"MY DOG IS AFRAID OF YOUUUU!!!" Like it was the craziest damn things in the world and like it was my fault. It was said in the tone she would have had if I was attacking her dog. I was standing three yards away! D:<
The worst was a drunk-ass guy without the first four front teeth on the top, he literally hugged me really tightly and told me in all seriousness that he was glad that the "planes" had missed lady liberty. He smelled like...poo. I nearly thew up. My other coworkers have been similarly accosted...oh sorry, the LADY coworkers.
Things that have been screamed at me out windows:
"YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! !"
"I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!!!!"
"HEEEEEEEYYYYY BIIIIIIIITCH!!"
"WHAT'S UUUUUP?!"
"GET A REAL JOB!!!"
"SHAKE DAT AAAAASSSS!!!"
People on the street:
There was a woman who came up with a dog and because of my outfit her dog was afraid of me, it's a normal thing, most dogs either want to run away. It was the way she SAID it, not exactly what it was but it was how.
"MY DOG IS AFRAID OF YOUUUU!!!" Like it was the craziest damn things in the world and like it was my fault. It was said in the tone she would have had if I was attacking her dog. I was standing three yards away! D:<
The worst was a drunk-ass guy without the first four front teeth on the top, he literally hugged me really tightly and told me in all seriousness that he was glad that the "planes" had missed lady liberty. He smelled like...poo. I nearly thew up. My other coworkers have been similarly accosted...oh sorry, the LADY coworkers.
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