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  • #1

    Apparently I must be a meterologist too

    A guest came up yesterday morning, asking me the weather conditions for Buffalo, NY.

    Keep in mind I am in southwestern Pa, which is a good 275 miles from Buffalo. I told the guest I didn't know off hand, but I suggest he use the guest computer and type in weather.com and look on there. Or I could turn the lobby TV on the Weather Channel.

    Apparently this offended him greatly. He said "Where is your manager?" (With this being 5:30 AM on a Saturday morning), I told him he wasn't in right now.

    He stormed off to this room. When I came in tonight, I saw a nasty comment card about me. It was from Mr. Buffalo claiming that I was very rude and that we should know the weather.?.??? WTF???

    I'm sorry I don't know the weather conditions of a place over 4 hours away. Buffalo isn't even in the immediate region. Is it so hard to turn on the Weather Channel or use a computer to get the info you want???

    Apparently I must be a meterologist (a very bad one at that) too.
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    The forecast in Buffalo says there's a 100% chance of asshole.
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    • #3
      "Buffalo? Aren't they extinct?"

      "There will be a hundred percent chance of weather there."

      (sings) "Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam... And the skies will be 50% cloudy all day."
      Why do they make Superglue but not Batglue?

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        (counter sings)
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        And the threebody problem is solved
        Where the microwaves play at three degrees K
        And the cold virus never evolved...
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        • #5
          Quoth Zoom View Post
          (sings) "Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam... And the skies will be 50% cloudy all day."
          (sings)Home, home of deranged, where the crazy and whackalopes plaaaaaaay

          Quoth Zoom View Post
          "Buffalo? Aren't they extinct?"
          No.

          Quoth Zoom View Post
          "There will be a hundred percent chance of weather there."
          Not true. There's always that .00001% chance that the planet will spontaneously lose its atmosphere and therefore there would be NO weather.
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          • #6
            Tonight's forecast for Buffalo: Dark.

            Continued dark throughout the night, followed by widely scattered light in the morning.

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            • #7
              Buffalo now has an established reputation as a major mecca for illegal debt collectors. You know, the kind that call your hose 50 times a day demanding you pay a "debt" or else your're going to jail. He's obviously one of those tools.

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