I was working in the kitchen today, and was due to finish at 6pm. We had sold a lot of roast dinners, and were running dangerously low. Fifteen minutes before my shift ended, a ticket appeared for TEN dinners. I started raiding the fridges and freezers looking for more food, but had no luck. There was no where near enough vegetables or meat left to make ten dinners. I called the manager into the kitchen.
M: So how many dinners can you make?
Me: Three...four at the very most. Whoever put it through should have really checked that I could make that many. I've given the bar enough warnings that we were low on food.
M: Right, I'll go and see what they want instead.
He returned a few minutes later.
M: Whole order is getting cancelled.
Me: So they don't want anything?
M: Nope. And, well, let's just say they're not very happy.
Me: Geeze, I'm glad I'm safe in here then!
Not for long. My shift ended ten minutes later. I left the kitchen and headed for the back room. Along the way, I happened to pass a table for ten. All of a sudden, I heard:
SC1: Oh look, there's the cook!
SC2: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SC3: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SC4: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOO!
SC5: Where's our food, huh?!?! Why can't we get a roast dinner?
SC6: BOOOOOOOO!
SC7: If you worked for me, you would have lost your job!
I laughed at the childishness of it all, and went into the break room to get changed. When I went to leave the pub, the group was also leaving at the exact same time as me. They didn't recognise me without my uniform on.
M: So how many dinners can you make?
Me: Three...four at the very most. Whoever put it through should have really checked that I could make that many. I've given the bar enough warnings that we were low on food.
M: Right, I'll go and see what they want instead.
He returned a few minutes later.
M: Whole order is getting cancelled.
Me: So they don't want anything?
M: Nope. And, well, let's just say they're not very happy.
Me: Geeze, I'm glad I'm safe in here then!
Not for long. My shift ended ten minutes later. I left the kitchen and headed for the back room. Along the way, I happened to pass a table for ten. All of a sudden, I heard:
SC1: Oh look, there's the cook!
SC2: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SC3: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SC4: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOO!
SC5: Where's our food, huh?!?! Why can't we get a roast dinner?
SC6: BOOOOOOOO!
SC7: If you worked for me, you would have lost your job!
I laughed at the childishness of it all, and went into the break room to get changed. When I went to leave the pub, the group was also leaving at the exact same time as me. They didn't recognise me without my uniform on.
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