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    As always, answering phones at the pizza place.

    The Free Coupon Dilemma
    Me: Thank you for calling, can I help you?
    Customer: Yeah, I have a coupon for your special. Does that make it free?
    Me: I'm sorry??
    Customer: Yes, your normal special. There's a coupon for it in this flyer. Does that make it free?
    Me: Um, no. It's basically just an ad with a dotted line around it.
    Customer: Oh, ok.

    Lack of Funds
    Me: Thank you for calling, can I help you?
    Customer: **Places order**
    Me: Ok, that'll be $11.13.
    Customer: I only have $10. Can you lower the price?
    Me: Um, no.
    Customer: But I don't have enough money!!

    Tempting Wild Animals
    Me: Thank you for calling, can I help you?
    Customer: **Places order**
    Me: That'll be there in 20 minutes.
    Customer: If I'm not there, can you have the driver just leave the pizza on the porch?
    Me: I don't think that's a good idea.
    Customer: You're probably right.
    To err is human, to blame someone else shows good management skills.

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    My head hurts.
    A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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      Quoth joe hx View Post
      Customer: Yes, your normal special. There's a coupon for it in this flyer. Does that make it free?
      HAHAHAHAHAHAH

      *gasp*

      AHAHAHAHA

      ...That's priceless. and it wasn't even a coupon? Geez
      !
      "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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